...inserts many "Does a dominatrix shit in the woods?" allusions here...

At least I learned a new word: coprophilia

Don't know when I'll ever use it, though.

"I have an economics degree from Manhattanville," she said.

Let's hear it for higher education.

coprophagia is a better word, paulsc.

correct me if I'm wrong, 'pode, but dosen't 'phagia' mean eating? ( *pause to vomit* ) 'philia' just means fixation, IIRC.

'phagia' does indeed mean eating.

I wasn't saying that it had anything to do with the article, just that it was a good word.

coprolalia is even better, since it's a nice way of saying 'talkin' shit.'

(I remember when I worked in a bookstore, there was a very attractive girl working there who much of the male staff had a crush on. One particular character, a mildly thuggy dude who worked in the coffee bar, took an original approach; one day I saw the girl walking from the coffee bar with a folded sheet of paper in her hand. She caught my eye, "Look what _____ gave me" She wasn't upset, more 'WTF?' It was a color printout of coprophagia porn. I recall that I (a regular visitor to stileproject & rotten.com) audibly gagged. Whenever I've felt inept around women, I've consoled myself with the knowledge that at least I'm not that guy. Although, who the hell knows, maybe they're married now)

I never understood exactly how defecation and erotica could have common ground.
"Shit Play"? Don't even sound right!
UGH!
Takes being "dirty" to a whole new level.

"I suggested that we go into a woody area. He was very excited."

Woody. Heh heh.

A dominatrix named Pane? Perfect.