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28 November 2006

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! [More:]BOSS - YOU ARE ASKING ME TO DO THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TWO DAYS BEFORE THIS STUPID GRANT IS DUE AND PILING MORE WORK ON TOP OF ME BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK IT'S HARD! I'M SORRY FOR BEING CAPABLE, ASSHOLE, BUT I WON'T BE FOR MUCH LONGER IF YOU DO THINGS LIKE EDITING AND RE-EDITING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, ADDING THE SAME GRAMATTICAL MISTAKES BACK INTO IT AND THEN INSISTING THEY ARE CORRECT! THEY AREN'T! YOU ARE FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED! IN YOUR EMAIL DISPUTING THE GRAMATTICAL ERRORS, YOU SPELLED "TWO" T-O-O! AND NOW THAT I SPENT ALL DAY DEVISING A TIMELINE AND SYSTEM SO THAT YOUR CONSTANT MICROMANAGEMENT DOESN'T REQUIRE ME TO DO TEN TIMES MORE WORK FOR NO REASON, YOU'VE DECIDED THAT NO, WE SHOULDN'T BE PROACTIVE ABOUT THINGS! NO, YOU WILL GIVE ME EVEN MORE USELESS TASKS TO PROVE YOUR ALPHA STATUS WHEN I HAVE A FUCKING DEADLINE IN TWO DAYS! OR SHOULD I SAY "TOO DAYS"? BECAUSE I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO SERVE AN EXTENSION OF YOUR MESSED-UP DISORGANIZED CRAZY-ASS BRAIN! AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO LET ME TOIL AWAY FOR A! WHOLE! MONTH! WITHOUT READING THE DRAFTS I SEND YOU, THEN SPEND THE THREE DAYS BEFORE THE DUE DATE REWRITING THE ENTIRE PROJECT SO THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE A SEVENTH GRADE METH HEAD WROTE IT! SO THAT I CAN HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK RUNNING IT INTO THE GRANT OFFICE BY HAND BECAUSE WE ARE STILL WRITING THE PIECE OF SHIT ON THE DAY IT'S DUE!

/rant

*sigh*

I think I feel better now. At least, less stabby.

Your turn!
I'M SICK OF WANTING THINGS. I WANT TO MOVE TO A DESERTED ISLAND AND JUST FROLIC IN THE SAND ALL DAY.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 November | 13:21
Holy shit, SassHat :(
TPS: that sounds like one of the finest ideas EVAH

Okay:

OMG I'VE JUST SPENT OVER 2 WEEKS WORKING ON RE-CODING YOUR FORMS SO THEY'RE ACCESSIBLE AND NOT FULL OF ASSHATTERY JAVASCRIPT, INLINE CSS AND INSANE PHP. I EVEN SPENT 4 HOURS AT WORK THIS SATURDAY SO THEY'RE (HOPEFULLY) GOING TO BE DONE IN TIME. AND JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE GOT IT ALL FINISHED (STARTED THAT SENTENCE FOR A CONJUNCTION - SORRY SASSHAT), I FIND ANOTHER DIRECTORY FULL OF FORMS THAT I'LL HAVE TO COMPLETELY RECODE. PLEASE GOD, LET TOMORROW BE THE LAST OF IT AS MY MIND IS NUMB AND MY HANDS HURT.
STILL, THANK GOD FOR REGULAR EXPRESSIONS OTHERWISE IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN ABOUT 5 TIMES AS LONG. I LOVE YOU REGEX
posted by TheDonF 28 November | 13:49
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I AM GOING TO SAN JOSE THIS IS REALLY MORE OF A GOOD YELLING, I ADMIT
posted by cortex 28 November | 13:56
I DON'T THINK PEOPLE SHOULD USE THEIR FACEBOOK STATUS TO JOKE ABOUT SOMEONE DYING, SINCE NOT EVERYONE WILL BE IN ON THAT JOKE, AND MIGHT ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT, AND ALMOST CALL THEIR PARENTS.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 November | 14:04
I AM ACTUALLY ENTERING DATA ON A RAP CD BY RON FUCKING ARTEST!!
posted by jonmc 28 November | 14:06
MOTHERFUCKING FETUS! DO NOT GIVE ME DIABETES! YOU HAVE ALREADY TAKEN AWAY MY BOOZE AND MY SMOKES AND EVEN MY HERBAL TEA, NOT TO MENTION MY ABILITY TO HAVE SEX IN VARIOUS POSITIONS. IF YOU TAKE AWAY MY SUGAR AND CARBS I WILL HAVE A FULL ON NERVOUS BREAKDOWN! NOW I HAVE TO FAST AND SIT AT THE HOSPITAL ALL DAY SO THAT THEY CAN TAKE MY BLOOD EVERY HOUR. THAT IS NOT FUN! IT HURTS AND MAKES ME FAINT!

GODDAMN, DO I HATE PREGNANCY. YOU'D BETTER BE FUCKING CUTE AND AMUSING!!!!!
posted by jrossi4r 28 November | 14:11
AW JEEZ JROSSI! I HOPE THAT TURNS OUT WELL!
posted by cmonkey 28 November | 14:17
I HAVE THE FLU AND MY EYEBALLS HURT!
posted by pickles 28 November | 14:22
I'M BORED! THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF US HERE TODAY SO I CAN'T LEAVE THE DESK! I CAN'T SMOKE OR GO TO THE BATHROOM OR ANYTHING AND I REALLY, REALLY WANT A CIGARETTE!
posted by mygothlaundry 28 November | 14:30
ALSO, SASSHAT! YOU'RE WORKING FOR MY OLD BOSS NOW?!? HAVE YOU TAKEN A GRANT TO FEDEX AT 7:29 PM YET? GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES!
posted by mygothlaundry 28 November | 14:32
THE STUPID EX-BOYFRIEND FINALLY TOOK ME OFF OF HIS LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS LIST, CLOSE TO A YEAR AFTER I FINALLY TOOK HIM OFF OF MINE. WHY? BECAUSE I POSTED AN ENTRY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED CALLING HIM A "STUPID EX-BOYFRIEND" AND HE TOTALLY TOOK OFFENSE TO THAT AND WE'RE NOW NO LONGER TALKING.

NOW IF ONLY HE COULD JUST LEAVE MY CITY...!
posted by TrishaLynn 28 November | 14:34
HEY ARTIST! DOING STAND UP COMEDY IN A STAND UP COMEDY CLUB IS NOT 'UTILISING MAINSTREAM PERFORMANCE TECHNIQUES IN NON-ART CONTEXTS TO, LIKE, REALLY ASK BIG QUESTIONS ABOUT ACCESSIBILITY OF CURRENT LIVE ART PRACTICE' IT IS STAND UP FUCKING COMEDY AND I STILL BELIEVE THIS AFTER AN HOUR OF INTERVIEWING YOU ABOUT YOUR FEEBLE WORK.

I HOPE YOUR INTERNAL WEE HUMAN HASN'T GIVEN YOU DIABETES JROSSI4R!
posted by jack_mo 28 November | 14:41
THIS IS MY ONE THOUSANDth COMMENT!
posted by WolfDaddy 28 November | 15:13
ARRGGHHH JROSSI, THAT SUCKS! GESTATIONAL DIABETES IS.....actually really interesting, and I'm thinking about moving my research program around to get into that field

BUT IT REALLY SUCKS FOR YOU!

I HAVE TO GO HAVE AN ULTRASOUND TO CHECK OUT A BIG ASS CYSTY FEELING THING THAT MY DR. FOUND ON MY OVARY! THIS IS MORE TIME OFF WORK WHEN I CAN'T AFFORD IT!!
posted by gaspode 28 November | 15:20
HOLY COW THEM'S SOME BIG LETTERS WOLFIE!

SASSHAT: HERE - IT'S A MICROMANAGEMENT SURVIVAL GUIDE!

FEEL BETTER PICKLES!

JROSSI4 I HOPE THE SEEDLING HASN'T MUCKED WITH YOUR PANCREAS!

OH! I GOT PAID FOR A JOB I DID AT THE END OF SEPTEMBER TODAY!!! I CAN PAY THE DECEMBER MORTGAGE!
posted by chewatadistance 28 November | 15:21
I TALKED TO MY EX LAST NIGHT AND THEN GOT DRUNK! I AM HUNGOVER! BUT I GAVE MY NUMBER TO A CUTE GUY (PRE-DRUNKEN), POSSIBLE MANDAID MATERIAL!
posted by Specklet 28 November | 16:34
GRANTS, YES. FUCKING GODDAMN NONPROFITS!!!!

*&&*%^$&££$(%(*%()^*^)%%)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(THESE JOKERS DESERVE NOT TO GET FUNDED.)

ALSO, MY BOSS MAKES FIFTH-GRADE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING MISTAKES TOO, AND NOBODY EDITED HER BULLSHIT UNTIL I GOT HERE, AND NOW THEY CAN'T FIND FUNDING FOR ME SO THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
posted by By the Grace of God 28 November | 17:24
THANKS GUYS! I HAD IT WITH THE LAST KID, TOO, BUT THOUGHT I'D BE SAFE SINCE I DIDN'T GAIN MUCH WEIGHT THIS TIME. FIND A CURE GASPODE! HOPE EVERYTHING TURNS OUT OK WITH THE BARNACLE ON YOUR OVARY!

For a minute there, I thought it was a drunken phonecall to the ex, Specklet. That never turns out well.
posted by jrossi4r 28 November | 17:35
THE WORD MANDAID IS MAKING ME VERY, VERY SAD TODAY.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 November | 17:37
WHY, LT?
posted by Specklet 28 November | 17:56
HOLY CRAP THE BIG TAG WORKS HERE
posted by cortex 28 November | 18:27
YAAAAHHHH GASPODE!!!!AIEEE JROSSI4R!!!!!

STILL MIXED ABOUT DADDY...HE'S OFF THE CONSTANT OXYGEN, HIS BLOOD PRESSURE WENT UP SO HE'S ABLE TO HAVE THE DIURETIC, HIS KIDNEYS AND BLOOD SUGAR ARE NOW OKAY, BUT HE'S STILL SHORT OF BREATH AND CAN'T GET THE DARKEST BALL UP WHEN HE BLOWS INTO THE THING, EVEN THOUGH HE COULD TWO DAYS AGO. HE'S HAD ASTHMA SINCE HE WAS A KID. MY MOTHER WOULDN'T LEAVE FOR HOURS WHEN I SHOWED UP YESTERDAY, BUT SHE LEFT PROMPTLY TODAY. MY BROTHER SHAVED HIM AND LEFT A SOUL PATCH; I THINK THOSE WADS OF HAIR ARE STUPID LOOKING. HE JOINED JDATE, BUT I THINK THAT THE ONLY ONES WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO PUT UP WITH HIS BEING A SMUG LITTLE PRICK ARE THE GOLD-DIGGERS. THE LATEST IS THAT DADDY MIGHT COME HOME THURSDAY, BUT THAT'S WHEN I LEAVE FOR AMSTERDAM.

I COULDN'T GET IN FOR REIKI OR ACUPUNCTURE, BUT I WAS ABLE TO SEE THE MAGRITTE AND MEET SCODY FOR A BIT. SHE HAS SOMETHING FROM HER COLLECTION IN THE SHOW ;-).
posted by brujita 29 November | 03:45
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