THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]BOSS - YOU ARE ASKING ME TO DO THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TWO DAYS BEFORE THIS STUPID GRANT IS DUE AND PILING MORE WORK ON TOP OF ME BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK IT'S HARD! I'M SORRY FOR BEING CAPABLE, ASSHOLE, BUT I WON'T BE FOR MUCH LONGER IF YOU DO THINGS LIKE EDITING AND RE-EDITING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, ADDING THE SAME GRAMATTICAL MISTAKES BACK INTO IT AND THEN INSISTING THEY ARE CORRECT! THEY AREN'T! YOU ARE FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED! IN YOUR EMAIL DISPUTING THE GRAMATTICAL ERRORS, YOU SPELLED "TWO" T-O-O! AND NOW THAT I SPENT ALL DAY DEVISING A TIMELINE AND SYSTEM SO THAT YOUR CONSTANT MICROMANAGEMENT DOESN'T REQUIRE ME TO DO TEN TIMES MORE WORK FOR NO REASON, YOU'VE DECIDED THAT NO, WE SHOULDN'T BE PROACTIVE ABOUT THINGS! NO, YOU WILL GIVE ME EVEN MORE USELESS TASKS TO PROVE YOUR ALPHA STATUS WHEN I HAVE A FUCKING DEADLINE IN TWO DAYS! OR SHOULD I SAY "TOO DAYS"? BECAUSE I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO SERVE AN EXTENSION OF YOUR MESSED-UP DISORGANIZED CRAZY-ASS BRAIN! AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO LET ME TOIL AWAY FOR A! WHOLE! MONTH! WITHOUT READING THE DRAFTS I SEND YOU, THEN SPEND THE THREE DAYS BEFORE THE DUE DATE REWRITING THE ENTIRE PROJECT SO THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE A SEVENTH GRADE METH HEAD WROTE IT! SO THAT I CAN HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK RUNNING IT INTO THE GRANT OFFICE BY HAND BECAUSE WE ARE STILL WRITING THE PIECE OF SHIT ON THE DAY IT'S DUE!

/rant

*sigh*

I think I feel better now. At least, less stabby.

Your turn!