This is the first comment in your thread, grouse. It's mine.

This is the second comment in your thread, grouse (though it secretly wishes it was first). It's mine.

This is the third comment in your thread, grouse. It, like the first, is mine. Teeps, eat your heart out.

I own the fourth comment in this thread. There.

FIVE GOLD RINGS COMMENTS!

HELLO FRIEND

WITH RESPECT , FAITH AND CONFIDENCE IN YOU, I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU FOR A CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION WHICH REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE FOR MUTUAL BENEFICIAL RELATIONSHIP. MY NAME IS GERONIMO C. MONQUE AND I WORK AT A COMMENT FACTORY. RECENTLY WE DISCOVERED A BARREL OF 16 MILLION COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN UNCLAIMED FOR MANY YEARS. YOUR NAEM WAS GIVEN TO US BY A TRUSTED PERSON AND WE NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ORDER TO MAKE USE OF THIS WEALTH. I ASSURE YOU THIS IS NO JOKE AND 100% RISK FREE. MY COLLEAGUES AND I HAVE COME TO AGREEMENT THAT 25% OF THOSE COMMENTS WILL BE YOURS. I WILL SEND YOU THESE COMMENTS IN TRUST THAT YOU ARE AN HONOROUBLE PERSON. YOU WILL DEPOSIT THEM INTO THE COMMENT BOX OF YOUR DESIRE AND SEND 75% BACK TO US SO THAT WE MAY LIVE FREE AND WONDEROUSLY.

YOUR URGENT REPLY IS APPRECIATED

This post, without me is useless. Without this post, I am useless.

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