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23 November 2006

the funniest thing i heard today was "Look at Mr. Peanut's ride his nutmobile!"→[More:] It was, of course, totally phallic, causing minutes of unstoppable giggling, all so i could try to spot a walking cookie or pie person.

'm happy enough to have had obligations dispensed with.
Post what you like here.

i may need a wee drink for my headache, but you know what i really want.

post by: ethylene at: 18:59 | 12 comments

All I want in life is to see the Nut Mobile broadsided by the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. It would make the best aerial crash scene photos EVER!

posted by jrossi4r 23 November | 20:05

Looks like we have a multi-mobile heist on our hands. To the accessories closet!

nutmobile is my favorite new euphemism.

posted by ethylene 23 November | 20:11

I can't say for sure it's the funniest thing I've heard today, but I did get hit on today. In traffic. By a foreign dude.

Granted, it was in the gayborhood of Dallas, and I do drive a Subaru, but still, it was a bit surreal for that to happen at 6:00 PM on Thanksgiving day, in my car.

Sorry, I'm exhausted while being on my third (of at least six) straight 16 hour + work day.

Holidays in the states suck for at least four sets of folks: Delivery people, retail workers, airport workers, and pet sitters.

I'm in the 4th grouping.

posted by ufez 23 November | 21:28

get that double overtime.

posted by ethylene 23 November | 21:52

Yesterday, I saw David Blaine suspened from a crane, spinning over 46th street. Then I saw a couple take a picture of him from the moonroof of moving stretch Hummer. That was both funny ha-ha, and funny strange.

posted by jonmc 23 November | 22:07

I work with a guy who pronounces "Peanuts" as "Penis". As in: "do you want some penis with that beer?"

posted by eekacat 23 November | 23:09

I thought that straw looked funny.

posted by trondant 23 November | 23:48

eekacat: You would like my penis? (down the page a bit)

posted by court siem 24 November | 00:08

get that double overtime.

Heh, if I could pay myself time and a half, I would. Self-employment's a blessing and a curse. I'm off to shower and sleep for some 6 hours before I have to wake up and start all over again.

At least I get to hang out with some cool ass dogs.

posted by ufez 24 November | 00:35

ufez, I know what a wiener dog is, but I'm unfamiliar with an "ass dog." (Is that a gayborhood thing?)

posted by rob511 24 November | 02:40

hot asses could be more work and uncomfortable.

About the pe- nut- things, a paraphrase from a book:

"Do you like sex very much?" asked the Italian guest. "Do you come often?"

...

"He's asking if you like Sussex."

posted by ethylene 24 November | 03:00

ufez, I know what a wiener dog is, but I'm unfamiliar with an "ass dog." (Is that a gayborhood thing?)

Remember that Far Side cartoon where the woman is hanging a "lost dog" sign on a phone pole and her little dog is smashed between her butt cheeks? There you go!

posted by ufez 24 November | 11:25

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