1. I'm practically done shopping for 1 sister; have ideas for father. Other sister and mother more difficult to shop for, those label whores.
2. I'm skipping church tonight in favor of some holiday shopping at Forever 21 and Macy's :-X
3. Parade watching (TV) and eating at the boy's apartment
4. Probably baking mac and cheese; bringing tons o' wine.
5. Kiehl's Friends and Family Discount!!!!!!!!!

(awww, TL, come eat Turkey Day food with us!)

1. Moving. Frantically packing in the vain hope that I can get it all done by Saturday afternoon. Kissing the big city goodbye.
2. Putting crap in storage until I hear back about the cabin I desperately want to rent.
3. Sleeping all Sunday afternoon, if I have my way.
4. Or drinking. Or both.
5. Hopefully start work Monday. Yay!

Also, Happy Turkey Day, USian bunnies!

1. I'm power-mad, and I'm listening to Hüsker Dü's "Powerline" right now. It's cold and rainy, and I just got back from lunch and Toys'Я'Us with my folks (they were looking for a keyboard for my nephew while I sought a few car parts for him).
2. Tonight I'm going to a party at my buddy's house. Beer, pot, coke, underage acupuncturists, ayurvedic pornography, nuts, nuts, NUTS! What?
2.5. Nobody expects me to wake up tomorrow morning. Just listened to Imperial Teen's "Water Boy." Bow down to me / Bow down, yeah baby baby!
3. Tomorrow I'll help mom cook Thanksgiving dinner, help my dad watch the gridiron and the roundball, and probably skate over to a friends house during the aftermath to be entertained by his four- and six-year old daughters, who seem to be the only people who realize what a rock star I am.
4. I booked my train ticket too late (the shoot schedule for the show I work on wasn't finalized until last Friday) and the weekend trains were packed and expensive, so I'm heading back up to NYC on Friday afternoon, so...
5. I'll be chillin' with my sweethearts Friday night and then attending a soirée in Brooklyn Saturday evening. Now I'm listening to These Animal Men's "Ambulance." Fashion me a tourniquet to stop my bleeding / Stitch your way across my skin / Run your hands across my wounds; feel my pleasure / Caress my tears away
6. LET'S ROCK!

1. What long weekend?

1. Take out cmonkey for birthday, get him drunk. Get drunk.
2. Sleep in. Beeble. Go to aunt's for casual dinner involving shrimp, baked potato, and booze. Get drunk.
3. Sleep in. Hang out with dad. Attend MeCha meetup. Get drunk.
4. Sleep in. Snuggle gliders, tidy apartment. Hang out with good friend Alison and eat sushi. Get drunk.
5. Sleep in. Balance checkbook and cry. Go to bed early (drunk).

*wonders what Ayurvedic porn looks like*

1. Finish insane work day that is kicking my ass.
2. Run home, clean madly, cook squash soup for tomorrow, cook pasta for tonight, feed child, dogs.
3. Go out with drinking liberally friends, drink but not too much.
4. Wake up early as hell, run to store for last minute stuff, cook like lunatic, clean entire house until spotless, freak out, get huge meal on table by 5:00, drink too much wine, collapse exhausted.
5. Ahhhhh. Sleep late. Make art for rest of weekend so as to have stuff to sell that is already promised for following weekend craft fair.

Carefully tailored to the individual's tastes and peculiarities, Ayurvedic porn satisfies all six senses so that one is left without a trace of longing.

Now I'm listening to Missy Elliott's "Is This Our Last Time?" It must be some other bitch that's taking up your time / If it is than let me know / So I won't call you over to taste a piece of this good pie / Why you don't fuck me like before?

I hope that it satisfies my kinesthetic sense, too long I have gone unquenched... wishing to know where my elbow is in relation to my earlobe.


I'm going to cook a huge meal, navigate family waters at mine own home and then drink a mickey of brandy and sleep like Missy Elliot after a thunderous debauch. I am also going to retroactively rebel against the five point system, I guess.

1. Despite cold, help cook Thanksgiving dinner with Cinnamon and our downstairs neighbhors.
2. Go to friends' house on Friday for "Orphan Thanksgiving" where a turducken, a Cajun smoked turkey and a smoke ham await along with who knows how many side dishes and desserts. Get stuffed.
3. Attend Andrew Bird concert Friday night.
4. Hang with at least one other group of friends on Saturday, possibly two.
5. Head to parents' for family Thanksgiving dinner, delayed to accommodate one of my brothers' work schedule (he works at the airport, so he's gonna be slammed on Turkey Day.)

1. I have a hangover so bad I can barely stand up
2. I am now 25. I feel old. See #1
3. I am going to work tomorrow.
4. I still don't understand why I get two days off for Thanksgiving.
5. I will actually spend those two days working.

6. I can't remember what I did last night and I hope I didn't do anything I should regret.

I already put the turkey in the brine and have the cranberry sauce ready. So, two points out of the way.
3. cook the bird, make the stuffing (although it's going to be fake cause I don't stuff the bird, bake the potatoes). Feed the masses.
4.Leave for long weekend. Yeah, in Long Island, not too far.
5.Catch on some sleep. SLEEP!

ps cmonkey! 25?! yeah man, you are lucky. Enjoy it while it lasts!

1. Sweet Potato Cheesecake is done.
2. Still need to make pumpkin pie
3. and turkey needs to get brined, which means I need to find room in my fridge!
4. I also don't stuff the bird. Heretical!
5. All this food for only 3 thanksgiving misfits. What a feast!

This is no good unless it is in a powerpoint presentation format.

sweet potato cheesecake, mmm, that's a great idea. I told the guests to bring desert. I suck, I know. I also told them to bring beer and wine. And the kids are peeling the chestnuts. Nobody gets free food in my house! Sigh.

FAMILY FUNCTIONS ARE NO FUN WITHOUT THE BOOZE! ALSO, I HAVE TO GO TO A FUNERAL ON FRIDAY!!!

Sorry. I'm too lazy to start my own shouting thread.

1. Went food shopping with mum today
2. Will be cooking my first turkey, etc. tomorrow
3. The mum and I will probably go to the local history museum on Friday (MSA Museum)
4. Kaylee really needs her nails trimmed so that may also happen Friday
5. The mister has to work most of the weekend so I'll be missing him as well

Hoppy Burfday, monkeyman. I hope it's a good'n.

Not a holiday weekend here, yet still special because mr. taz is getting on the train in Athens Friday night and will be here Saturday morning. We'll shop and eat and drink and snuggle, then Sunday night we'll take the train back to Athens together, where I'll spend the next week. Yay!

1. work
2. work
3. play
4. play & work
5. work

1. what long weekend? pack.
2. what long weekend? pack.
3. weekend. pack.
4. weekend. pack.
5. what long weekend? pack.
6. pack.
7. move???

1. make turkey sausage and apple stuffing; make cranberry gravy
2. go to brother-in-laws with family
3. EAT!!
4. maybe attempt Black Friday
5. Enjoy the rest of the time!