Eeeeeew. You've got to wonder what kind of utter nut-job would ever want to do the bump and grind with a violent convicted rapist. Also, didn't he go all religious a few years ago? Wouldn't this make the baby {insert deity of choosing} cry?

Here's our chance to be supportively sex positive, and gender neutral. Let's don't blow it.

Personally, I think Mike may just be market testing his appeal as a professional sex worker. If he gets any draw out of this, I can see deals for Mike Tyson branded sex toys, Mike Tyson endorsed porn, Mike Tyson male enhancement treatments, etc., etc.

In America, there's a market for everything. Even Heavyweights Gone Wild!

are you really surprised?

buying a big bad violent tattooed black dude for an hour it's the _perfect_ racist's sex fantasy, isn't it

Does he charge extra to eat your children?

Mike Tyson knows how to treat a woman.

Just don't ask him to nibble on your ear.

Another internet hoax, no one can find the initial report, just a bunch of low-end rumor websites that circularly reference each other. The Tyson camp, currently docked in Vegas, denies it, and the first person who would be crowing about this, Heidi Fleiss, has said nothing.

"Hi. Welcome to Heidi's Ranch. My name is Mike. And I'll be fornicating with you this evening."