Superfly... in the men's room This story happened to a college-era boyfriend of mine, "Gabriel". →[More:]On Gabriel's high school prom night, he went out partying with a group of his friends. Of course there was alchohol involved. During a bathroom visit, one of Gabe's friends, who had gotten particularly drunk, found that he couldn't undo the button fly of his rented tux. After he had fumbled away for awhile the situation became quite urgent and he said to Gabriel, "You gotta help me out, dude."

Gabriel said, "You've got to be kidding."

His friend said, "Dude, please help me. I'm going to ruin my rented tux."

Gabriel gave in and tried to help his friend. But because of the angle he couldn't undo the buttons while standing so he went down on one knee. And just as he had gotten the fly open a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom.

Gabriel did some 'splaining, but he doesn't think the guys believed him.