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17 November 2006

Superfly... in the men's room This story happened to a college-era boyfriend of mine, "Gabriel". [More:]On Gabriel's high school prom night, he went out partying with a group of his friends. Of course there was alchohol involved. During a bathroom visit, one of Gabe's friends, who had gotten particularly drunk, found that he couldn't undo the button fly of his rented tux. After he had fumbled away for awhile the situation became quite urgent and he said to Gabriel, "You gotta help me out, dude."

Gabriel said, "You've got to be kidding."

His friend said, "Dude, please help me. I'm going to ruin my rented tux."

Gabriel gave in and tried to help his friend. But because of the angle he couldn't undo the buttons while standing so he went down on one knee. And just as he had gotten the fly open a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom.

Gabriel did some 'splaining, but he doesn't think the guys believed him.
Oh man. Oh man. That's pretty funny.
posted by Specklet 17 November | 14:41
I saw that movie... weren't Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan in it?
posted by Doohickie 17 November | 15:19
And Mr. Furley was listening right outside the door, and boy did he get the wrong idea. But the whole thing was a big misunderstanding.
posted by chococat 17 November | 17:24
The way I heard this story, Gabe's friend had a zipper fly that he couldn't close. And what the newcomers overheard was, "Dude, please help me. I'm so drunk I can't get it up."
posted by rob511 17 November | 22:21
Isn't the Cart Supposed to Go Behind the Horse? || “I want to know why people fight".

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