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16 November 2006

What do stammering or stuttering, dyslexia, sleepwalking, motion sickness, obesity, insect venom allergies and shagging a member of the same sex have in common?
If you have any of them you're fucked!

Geddit? Fucked?
posted by jonmc 16 November | 18:30
Damn, if I was a dyslexic fatso I'd have the full set.
posted by jack_mo 16 November | 18:35
Jesus Fucking Christ. What year is this again?
posted by Specklet 16 November | 18:36
Bed-wetting can get you booted from the military? *makes mental note*
posted by Atom Eyes 16 November | 18:37
"I'll take Reasons BP Will Never Be In The Military for a hundred, Alex."
posted by BoringPostcards 16 November | 19:11
So THAT's what Ed Grimley meant when he said he was going "completely mental".
posted by eekacat 16 November | 19:48
Ironically, you must have at least two of these conditions to join MetaFilter.
posted by wendell 16 November | 21:14
or not ironically.
posted by wendell 16 November | 21:15
I have none of them, although as a child I suffered from echophenomena* and I had a 'slushy s' and I was severely hyperactive**. I also tended to chew on my shirt collar, which gave my mom fits. I think she may have thought I was possessed.

*for a few months as a kid I would say everything twice, once normally and then again under my breath. I freaked everybody out. They'd say 'cut it out!' and I'd be all 'cut what out since I couldn't hear myself doing it. My parents sent me to a shrink. I don't know what he said, but eventually it went away on it's own.

**I was prescribed Ritalin. Yeah, big surprise I realize. But this was the mid-70's before they sprinkled it on the breakfast cereal.
posted by jonmc 16 November | 21:23
**I was prescribed Ritalin. Yeah, big surprise I realize. But this was the mid-70's before they sprinkled it on the breakfast cereal.

mmmmmmmm...Ritalin
posted by doctor_negative 16 November | 22:47
Ikkyu2 help || If a car alarm won't stop going off,

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