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16 November 2006

There is very little that cannot be improved upon by the generous application of honey mustard.

post by: jonmc at: 13:24 | 14 comments

This is true. I tried putting some on Mrs. Doohickie that improvement was considerable.

posted by Doohickie 16 November | 13:27

That's how I feel about ranch dressing, paremssan cheese, and soy sauce.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 November | 13:32

I'm with you on the ranch dressing, and I like soy sauce, but let me ask you this: when you say 'parmesan cheese' do you mean the stuff in the green can from kraft or actual Parmigiano Reggiano from Italy? Because once you try the latter, there's no going back. matteo will back me up on this.

posted by jonmc 16 November | 13:36

I like both.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 November | 13:36

I mean, each has a place- I put the stuff in the green can on my popcorn. Mmmm.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 November | 13:37

Blick, Teeps!

But then, I put brewers yeast on my popcorn, so who am I to judge.

posted by Specklet 16 November | 13:49

Also, instead of buying Camel Lights, today I bought a pack of Lucky Strikes lights. I'm feeling retro.

posted by jonmc 16 November | 13:51

When I was a waitress at an Irish pub, I learned that dipping pub fries into honey mustard created a delectable treat!

I gained a lot of weight at that job.

posted by Miko 16 November | 14:04

*puts honey mustard on jonmc's Lucky Strikes*

posted by gaspode 16 November | 14:24

mmm. sweet spicy smoke!

posted by jonmc 16 November | 14:25

Sweet mustard is a communist conspiracy. Spicy brown is the only game in town.

posted by Atom Eyes 16 November | 15:13

Sex. Sex is not improved by the generous application of honey mustard. Trust me on this.

posted by elizard 16 November | 15:18

Gotta disagree with you on that elizard, and that's from personal experience. And garlic breath is not a turn-off when both of you have it. The only excellent flavoring element that should NOT be used sexually is soy sauce. It stains. Personally, I have replaced sex with Ken's Steak House Lite Sweet Vidalia Onion Salad Dressing (available locally and always on sale), and to quote some comic, now I can't even get into my own pants.

posted by wendell 16 November | 15:36

jon - just stop bitching about it. Maybe it's time to step out and try something else - a ranch or a vinegrette, or some combination of different flavors/brands. There's more to life than honey mustard. It doesn't really matter, because maybe one day you'll find you're wrong, and that actually it can be improved upon. Then you'll just feel dumb having posted this. So just try and forget about this, and try and move on with your life!

posted by Hellbient 16 November | 17:54

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