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16 November 2006

OMG Thanksgiving DIVORCE!!! : ( [More:]
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the old man says.

"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."


And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts. I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there.


I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming home for Thanksgiving, and paying their own way."
Okay, that made me laugh out loud. : )
posted by sisterhavana 16 November | 22:21
HAHAHHAHAH, that's a good one!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 November | 22:39
I'm glad my father isn't still around and reads MeCha.

But then, I've always paid my own way home at Thanksgiving but now its not just me, its me, my wife and two little boys.

This is a great little story!
posted by fenriq 16 November | 22:53
You had me concerned for a minute, Doohickie! Good joke, tho'.

*whacks Doohickie upside the head*
posted by deborah 16 November | 23:16
:)
posted by caddis 17 November | 00:18
How do I circumvent my employer's filtering to get Metachat? || I have a phone interview for a job tomorrow!

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