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I totally used to peek at my dad's playboys he kept under the bathroom sink. I think I still compare myself to those women... and they don't hold a candle...
I never managed to find my Dad's Playboys, so I learned about women from Penthouses me and my friends found in the woods, or scrambled cable porn me and my friends found and watched on a black & white Panasonic with a bad vertical hold one night. The result is that naked women only arouse me when wrinkled and stained or if I cross my eyes and nod my head really fast.