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06 November 2006

Pot Roast. A cop's wife who feared her husband would be killed in the line of duty laced his meatballs with marijuana so he would fail his drug test and lose his job.
Because that's a healthy way to resolve a conflict in the relationship...
posted by Specklet 06 November | 16:09
Well it's a natural cure, so it has to be healthy. duh.
posted by bigmusic 06 November | 16:13
Maybe he can put something in HER food to make asking for a divorce easier on him.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 06 November | 16:15
She also told the department that she had expected the NYPD would force her husband to retire with his pension, not fire him, if he failed a drug test, the sources said.

Yeah, if drug tests are known for one thing it's fostering the terms for a hospitable and reasonable termination of services for all parties. Pass that spliff, sparky!
posted by appidydafoo 06 November | 16:34
Too bad he didn't get turned on and got all "man, I'm a pig, I'm the man. What the hell am I doing? Whoa, check out my hand".

That said, there's something really desperate and sad yet sweet about what she did. Lifetime channel, are you listening?
posted by Hellbient 06 November | 16:45
That said, there's something really desperate and sad yet sweet about what she did.

I agree. I also really wish I was accidentally high right now.
posted by jrossi4r 06 November | 17:04
Ganja Goo Balls

Ingredients
1 1/2 cups cannabutter
3 cups oats
1/4 cup peanut butter
3 tablespoons honey
2 tablespoons cinnamon
1-2 tablespoons cocoa powder

Directions
Melt the cannabutter in a microwave safe bowl. In a large bowl, combine the oats, peanut butter, honey, cinnamon, and cocoa. Pour the cannabutter on top and stir until the mixture becomes homogeneous. Place the bowl into the freezer for 10 to 20 minutes. Form the mixture into individual balls, using your hands or a #20 ice cream scooper, and drop them onto wax paper to set. Try adding chopped walnuts, raisins, or crisped rice to add a little spin to the recipe. If the result is too gooey, add more oats. If it’s too dry, add more peanut butter or honey.


posted by Wedge 06 November | 21:20
Momma mia, dat's some spicy meat-a-ball!
posted by jason's_planet 06 November | 21:44
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