Because that's a healthy way to resolve a conflict in the relationship...

Well it's a natural cure, so it has to be healthy. duh.

Maybe he can put something in HER food to make asking for a divorce easier on him.

She also told the department that she had expected the NYPD would force her husband to retire with his pension, not fire him, if he failed a drug test, the sources said.

Yeah, if drug tests are known for one thing it's fostering the terms for a hospitable and reasonable termination of services for all parties. Pass that spliff, sparky!

Too bad he didn't get turned on and got all "man, I'm a pig, I'm the man. What the hell am I doing? Whoa, check out my hand".

That said, there's something really desperate and sad yet sweet about what she did. Lifetime channel, are you listening?

That said, there's something really desperate and sad yet sweet about what she did.

I agree. I also really wish I was accidentally high right now.

Ganja Goo Balls

Ingredients
1 1/2 cups cannabutter
3 cups oats
1/4 cup peanut butter
3 tablespoons honey
2 tablespoons cinnamon
1-2 tablespoons cocoa powder

Directions
Melt the cannabutter in a microwave safe bowl. In a large bowl, combine the oats, peanut butter, honey, cinnamon, and cocoa. Pour the cannabutter on top and stir until the mixture becomes homogeneous. Place the bowl into the freezer for 10 to 20 minutes. Form the mixture into individual balls, using your hands or a #20 ice cream scooper, and drop them onto wax paper to set. Try adding chopped walnuts, raisins, or crisped rice to add a little spin to the recipe. If the result is too gooey, add more oats. If it’s too dry, add more peanut butter or honey.

Momma mia, dat's some spicy meat-a-ball!