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Dear God,
OMG, WTF?! I've written you like 5 times already. The first time I was inquiring about a Nintendo machine game, for my brother and I to play. I waited awhile and nothing came, so I figured you were holding out for the new technology. You had that right(!), cuz the Sega Genesis came out awhile after that and it seemed to be a far superior machine with better graphics. So again I wrote. Nada. By this time the Playstation 2 looked like it was going to be around for awhile, so I figured I was a shoe-in. I know that you work in mysterious ways, so I kept playing the smaller jackpot lotteries, thinking that you might be testing me in the sense that I'd win the money to get a game machine instead of the machine itself. At the end of a year, I ended up $12 ahead. Again, I thought maybe this was a sign (12 apostles?), so I wrote again asking if I should spend the $12 on food or hold out. Then you really seemed to show up when I found that GameBoy out by the power lines behind my house. It didn't work, but I thought maybe you'd want me to fix it, as a testament to my faith. The guy said he couldn't fix it, and it cost me $20 just for the estimate (he took $4 off to use the GameBoy for parts).
So here I am again, with the XBox seeming to be the big thing this time around. What d'ya say?

Endlessly Faithful,
Stanley Kirk Burrell