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03 November 2006

Please post your unopened letters to god here. (inspired by)[More:]

Dear God,
OMG, WTF?! I've written you like 5 times already. The first time I was inquiring about a Nintendo machine game, for my brother and I to play. I waited awhile and nothing came, so I figured you were holding out for the new technology. You had that right(!), cuz the Sega Genesis came out awhile after that and it seemed to be a far superior machine with better graphics. So again I wrote. Nada. By this time the Playstation 2 looked like it was going to be around for awhile, so I figured I was a shoe-in. I know that you work in mysterious ways, so I kept playing the smaller jackpot lotteries, thinking that you might be testing me in the sense that I'd win the money to get a game machine instead of the machine itself. At the end of a year, I ended up $12 ahead. Again, I thought maybe this was a sign (12 apostles?), so I wrote again asking if I should spend the $12 on food or hold out. Then you really seemed to show up when I found that GameBoy out by the power lines behind my house. It didn't work, but I thought maybe you'd want me to fix it, as a testament to my faith. The guy said he couldn't fix it, and it cost me $20 just for the estimate (he took $4 off to use the GameBoy for parts).
So here I am again, with the XBox seeming to be the big thing this time around. What d'ya say?

Endlessly Faithful,
Stanley Kirk Burrell
Andy Partridge's letter to God always gives me chills when I hear it.
posted by safetyfork 03 November | 12:36
That's the first thing I thought of too, Safetyfork.

Midge Ure's is good too.
posted by sisterhavana 03 November | 13:10
Dear God,

Please let Britt Daniel continue to float just below the radar and continue making tunes with the handclaps, yeah, heys and oohs that make a bit of heaven for me here on earth. I ask that he get paid enough to make a decent living, but not enough to become an annoying rock star.

Thank you,

Stacey Lester
posted by black8 03 November | 14:43
Dear Higher Power,

I am fed up with all of the deaths in my immediate family. First my Mom was "called", then my cat, then my Dad, then my Sister and now my Uncle. So knock it off already please, I won't have any family left at the rate you're going.

Thank you in advance.
posted by getoffmylawn 03 November | 17:27
I haven't seen The Departed. || "You don't have to take anything from these assholes, you wrote Beautiful Losers"

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