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02 November 2006

THIS, BUNNIES, IS A SHOUTING THREAD. I HAVE TO GO TO GLASGOW BOTH SATURDAY AND SUNDAY AND I HAVE A BIG EVENT ON MONDAY!!!! GODDAMNIT!→[More:]
AT LEAST THE HAIRBALL IS 100% NOT WEASELLING OUT OF MY EVENT, OR HIS PRESSMONSTER WILL EAT HIM.

AND THE THING ON SATURDAY IS JUST GOING TO BE STUPID!!!!!!!! IT'S A WASTE OF TIME I WANNA SPEND TIME WITH MY OTHER HALF NOT JAW USELESSLY AT ARSEHOLES.

post by: By the Grace of God at: 10:12 | 8 comments

Take your other half and stay over in Glasgow. It can be a fun place to spend a weekend. Go to the People's Palace. Have some coffee at an old fashioned Italian cafe. Wander around Kelvin Grove. Make lemonade, as they say.

Ooops. I meant,

DRIVERS AROUND HERE ARE REAL ASSHOLES! THERE ARE ROADWORKS ALL OVER THE FREEWAY AND NOBODY SLOWS DOWN EXCEPT ME! I'M DOING 40 AND I'VE GOT TRUCKS ON MY ARSE DOING 110!

posted by GeckoDundee 02 November | 10:26

MY CLASSROOM IS 10,000 DEGREES AND THE WINDOWS ARE FUSED SHUT. EVERY DAY I SWEAT AND SWEAT AND NOBODY WILL DO A DANG BLASTED THING ABOUT IT. I GOT STUDENTS PASSING OUT. I NEED GATORADE. I'M GONNA TEACH IN A TOWEL. POUR WATER ON THE DESKS TO MAKE THEM STEAM. ORDER A MASSAGE.

(Can I come to Glasgow? Coming to the Bronx day after day's givin' me chest pain...)

posted by Pips 02 November | 11:24

UGH PIPS THAT IS AWFUL! MY APARTMENT IS PRETTY HOT, BUT AT LEAST I CAN OPEN THE WINDOWS AND THE DOOR.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 02 November | 11:25

I'M GONNA TEACH IN A TOWEL.

Can I watch? ;>

(jeez, that's awful. maybe you should break a window in protest).

posted by jonmc 02 November | 11:27

YES, YOU CAN GO TO GLASGOW AND I'LL GO TO THE BRONX FOR YOU, BUT I WON'T TEACH THEM ANYTHING I'LL JUST PUT ON A MOVIE! :)

posted by By the Grace of God 02 November | 11:33

I'M EXHAUSTED AND I THINK I MAY HAVE HAY FEVER. I WANNA GO HOME!

posted by muddgirl 02 November | 11:34

BTGOG... No worries. That's all I do. : )

...break a window in protest. Hmmm... I think I feel the window pole slippin'...

posted by Pips 02 November | 11:45

I AM SORRY YOU HAVE TO WORK ALL WEEKEND GRACE, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR JOB SITUATION WORKED OUT. IS THAT SO?

ALSO, MY DATE SATURDAY IS STILL ON, BUT I SAW MY GUY YESTERDAY (LOVE LIVING SIX BLOCKS FROM HIM) AND I WILL SEE HIM TOMORROW!! OKAY TECHNICALLY I SAW HIM THIS MORNING TOO BUT WHATEVER, I'M COOL, I DO THIS ALL THE TIME, SURE.

posted by halonine 02 November | 14:08

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