Scotch Mist: (For By the Grace of God) Because Glasgow can be a frightening place. →[More:]

Dean Learner: I once tried to open a string of gentlemen's clubs, erm, near Fife, north of the border. But, err they're just not ready. Glasgow's been industrial for a while, but in many ways it's still a Third World country up there; but they'd be the first to accept that.