I love the Bronx... →[More:]
Today, as a warm-up to discussing the themes of love and sexuality in Zora Neale Hurston's, Their Eyes Were Watching God, I asked my juniors to describe their ideal mates. One rather charming young man proudly read his response. First on his list of desirable attributes, and I quote: "She's gotta have a fat ass..."

I may move to the Bronx.

*spoons icecream on cookie*