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02 November 2006

Guy fucks a rotting dog corpse in front of a daycare center. really.

post by: court siem at: 22:00 | 15 comments

"crimes against nature" indeed.

posted by pieisexactlythree 02 November | 22:13

Truly an aristocrat.

posted by arse_hat 02 November | 22:25

Well, that's just the feel good story of the day, isn't it?

posted by jrossi4r 02 November | 22:30

Hmm. So many questions. Was this going on while the dog was alive? Did he just need one last dance? Did the girlfriend know he was pounding her pooch? It has been nasty cold lately, I am sure up there it was even worse. So was the dog frozen stiff? Was it preserved or getting funky like days-old roadkill tends to do?

I can't decide if this is the most horrific thing ever or just hilarious as hell.

"Oh yeah, doggy. That's the way I like it. Oh yeah, you nasty mutt. Your mommy wouldn't let us be together when you were alive, but now nobody can stop us. I don't know if All Dogs Go to Heaven, but you sure are taking ME there!"

Sorry.

Assuming she wasn't as weird as him, I feel for his poor girlfriend. He was hiding in the attic. Was she home? Did he tell her WHY he was hiding?

"Yeah, um... the cops caught me fucking your dead dog and like, I need to hide out. Is that cool?"

"What? Wait... what? My dog is dead? Wait, you were fuc... WHAT?!"

"Okay-dokay. Well I'll just go hide in the attic then."

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 02 November | 23:02

"Oh yeah, doggy. That's the way I like it. Oh yeah, you nasty mutt. Your mommy wouldn't let us be together when you were alive, but now nobody can stop us. I don't know if All Dogs Go to Heaven, but you sure are taking ME there!"

...

posted by viachicago 02 November | 23:08

This is why viagra is dangerous. I can't wait for the movie version, I hope Tom Cruise plays the boyfriend and Mel Gibson plays the dog.

posted by fenriq 02 November | 23:27

(bored, buffing nails) Oh, that old tail.

posted by rob511 03 November | 00:16

[sic]

posted by rob511 03 November | 00:17

[sick]

posted by Zack_Replica 03 November | 00:24

Male dog or female?

posted by mischief 03 November | 02:04

At this point, does it really make a difference?

posted by deadcowdan 03 November | 08:21

This is entrapment. Clearly the cops were waiting for someone to show up a and fuck this dog (a cutey, btw). If they had picked the dog up when they were supposed to, the guy wouldn't have been able to get his K9 on. That's the outrage here.

posted by Hellbient 03 November | 09:01

Hellbient - thanks for letting me know what the outrage is here.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 03 November | 13:34

LT - anytime. Now go out there and get outraged!

posted by Hellbient 03 November | 15:42

Weretable, you and I have twisted, unique ways of seeing things. Maybe he secretly lusted after the dog, and now it was dead so here was his chance.
Yup. I'm so going to hell for the things I think about.

posted by redvixen 03 November | 18:54

← I think it was the Tears for Fears thread that did it. || OMG ruh? bunny! →

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