I was just having a smoke when I saw two uniformed cops enter DumbQuarters.→[More:] When I went inside one of the cops was loudly arguing with the security guard. Apparently, they recieved a 911 call about an 'unconscious male.' The security guard wouldn't let them go find him for some reason. They were bellowing back and forth as I got on the elevator. I saw a maintanence guy lead them to the basement, but he said that the male in question was not unconscious. I got on the elevator and pressed 8 but it descended to the basement where two paramedics, sans unconscious male got on and went up to the lobby, where Joe Famous got on. He said they were still arguing about the unconscious male. If they wanted one that badly, they could simply knock me out and I'd get to ride an ambulance and spend the rest of the day relaxing at Bellvue.