MetaChat - I WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKING CANAANITES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING LAND!!!

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25 October 2006

I WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKING CANAANITES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING LAND!!! Samuel L. Jackson is God. →[More:]

post by: matteo at: 11:45 | 5 comments

"Inspired By The Bible Experience" is a collection of fully-dramatized reading of the Bible performed by African-American actors, musicians, and personalities.

posted by matteo 25 October | 11:47

Cast list in .pdf format

posted by matteo 25 October | 11:48

Then she got into her blue BMW, exhaled, screamed a couple of times and began praising the Lord again and again. "I just knew it was the start of something big."

Praising the lord of vapid capitalism. I bet her eyes were rolling back in her head like a slot machine, golden calves straight across.

posted by appidydafoo 25 October | 12:29

Oh please let him read it in the voice of Jules!

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

posted by mike9322 25 October | 13:18