Embarassingly enough, I already own all of the same clothes as Mac Guy.

Except that none of mine were purchased at urban fucking outfitters, dammit...

If only I could pull off the suits Hodgman wears in those ads...

I'm considering going as The Dude this year. With the long hair and beard, I'm halfway there already. Otherwise, I'll just put a condom over my head and go as a well-dressed prick.

What if you want to dress as Naughty PC Guy?

Damn, I already am pretty much dressed up like Mac Guy, but my prices vary a bit. Black zip up hoodie? Check, but for $20 at an outlet mall. Levi jeans? Check, but for $35 at Kohl's (distressing accomplished via the dog(s)). No slip on's for me, but I'm wearing $40 all-black Converse All-stars. My t-shirt is actually black, but it's free from volunteering for the Plea for Peace tour two years ago with Music For America (Mike Park is an awfully nice guy). Plus I've got a hat and a beard.

Looks like I'm set for the 31st.

However, on the subject of evil, yet sexy librarians.

Crap. Borked link. Go here for now, or click previous if you see it tomorrow.

I'm going as a contestant on MXC. Its simple, random and very few people will get it.

To one party, I'm going as 'Evil Science Hussy' (thanks, mgl!) and I just got invited to another party.

Our group of people is going as the Project Runway contestants. I chose Jeffrey - I just need a short black wig, some of my regular clothes, and a sharpie to give myself a lot of neck tattoos.

This is great because it's such a terrible pun.