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The Stubby Penis Beer Can Topper is a fun bachelorette party accessory. It is a penis-shaped beer can topper. You push it on the top of a beer can and try to drink from it. It works fairly poorly so your friend is likely to make a mess of herself trying. Remember we have cameras.