Get your word or phrase into a customized cortex song!
UPDATE: Our fundraising goal has been met! But go ahead and read this if you haven't... →[More:] Cortex is raising money for metachat by creating a special fundraising song that will include any word or phrase you specify - for $2 per word! So cover yourself with glory, commit yourself to posterity, and try to stump the songwriter.

Cortex sez:

Multiple words can also be purchased as a fixed string, so someone can throw down $10 either for the words "xylophone dios Cranston fiddlesticks gazebo" as general vocabulary to appear whereever in the song, or the fixed five-word string "Josh Millard is a stud" to appear as a unit.

I pledge to involve every word in audible fashion in the final composition. Specific suggestions and ideas are welcome, but will likely be ruthlessly ignored as I am an editorial nazi with my music. :)

So you can buy one word for $2; several words at $2 per word to be inserted randomly; or several words at $2 a word to create a specific phrase to be used.

This is all for fun and money, and the joy of torturing cortex... but if you submit anything defamatory or too obscene (yes, yes, I was totally reading your mind just now), you'll be asked to choose other words.

Please send your word requests to me with "metachat song" in the subject line, and I will submit them all together to cortex.