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15 October 2006

What would you call your magnum o-porn-us? →[More:]Inspired by this AskMe thread, I thought I'd ask fellow chatters for their ideal smut-titles.

I'll get us started:

- More's the Titty
- Bisexual Built for Woo
- Yo' Child's Cleft Behind

post by: rob511 at: 18:26 | 15 comments

Yodeling In The Gulley.

posted by jonmc 15 October | 18:31

or alternately

Above (and Below) The Rim.

posted by jonmc 15 October | 18:31

Throw Momma From the Train (then hump her senseless on the couch)!

posted by Divine_Wino 15 October | 18:37

JFK (fucked a methhead on the couch)!

posted by Divine_Wino 15 October | 18:38

Womb with a view.
Fucky Number Sem3n
Whores (Like "Cars")
The Chronicles of Fornica
The Constant Uphill Gardener
Good Night and Good Fuck
Mammaries of a Geisha

(All but number one were invented by me. I'm a porno titleing magician)

posted by seanyboy 15 October | 18:38

Oh God You Devil (You just boned me on the couch)!

posted by Divine_Wino 15 October | 18:39

That's filthy, wino.

(The couch, I mean. He's notoriously lax with his housekeeping).

posted by jonmc 15 October | 18:42

Cumming to America?

posted by dg 15 October | 18:47

Three Men and a Maybe

posted by WolfDaddy 15 October | 19:11

Humpty Takes a Dump
Lady and the Tramps
Little Red Rides Her Hood
Dick Does Jane

(I had a strange childhood...)

posted by Pips 15 October | 19:13

Done in 60 Seconds

posted by paulsc 15 October | 19:17

In college any vile mattress or futon that was used for guests or whatever was known as the flip and fuck, anyone else call it that or just my particularly venal cadre?

My magnum o-porn-us would actually be called "Punch 'n' Fuck", I decided that years ago.

posted by Divine_Wino 15 October | 19:27

Thightanic
Shemale Trouble
Kiss, Kiss, Gangbang!

posted by rob511 15 October | 19:43

Three Men and a Maybe

Done in 60 Seconds

ROFL

posted by sciurus 16 October | 07:02

What are some good titles for a Bush-administration-themed porno movie?

posted by box 16 October | 10:36

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