Inspired by this phonetic alphabet based on "The Big Lebowski"... ...I respectfully propose a MetaFilter/Chat Phonetic Alphabet...
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A is for AskMe
B is for Bunny
C is for Cardoso
D is for dodgygeezer
E is for Emcee (?)
F is for Favorites
G is for gif
H is for Haughey
I is for IRC
J is for Jessamyn
K is for kmellis
L is for Languagehat
M is for Meta
N is for NSFW
O is for OMG!
P is for Pancakes
Q is for quonsar
R is for Raining Florence Henderson
S is for seanyboy
T is for taz
U is for USA!
V is for Vox
W is for Wendell (well, it's my idea)
X is for XQUZYPHYR
Y is for y2karl
Z is for ZachsMind (some users know how to pick a name...)
I know there are so many other possibilities: M could be madamjujujive or mudpuppie, J could be jonmc, and, yes, W could be weretable or wonderchicken. So what would YOUR alpha-picks be?