"Consumption of BEER leads to pseudo-military behavior. Think about it — winos don’t march. Whisky guys don’t march either (sometimes they write poetry, which is often more horrible, though. BEER drinkers are into things that are sorta like marching – like football. Go ahead and laugh…every industrialized country has A BEER, You can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER. In contrast to Mr. Beer Guy, picture a guy who is religiously devoted to Chateau Latour. Is he marching? HE AIN’T MARCHING!"