*fills trunk with water, sprays room, eats peanuts*

Elephant jokes thread!

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant sitting in a VW Bug?
A: The windows are grey.

Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant in the fridge?
A: There's a pair of pink slippers in front of the fridge.

i think that elephant is charming, particularly the vaguely crazed look in his eye.

taz, if this is your doing, you rock.

If not, then you still rock. And so does the person who put up the elephant.

I do not come here for elephants! I'm *this close* to removing metachat from my bookmarks.

(I'm seriously in love with the person responsible for this.)

i think that elephant is charming, particularly the vaguely crazed look in his eye.

Its the "take the flower or I won't be held responsible for my actions" look. Like he'd go all crazy if we didn't graciously accept that flower.

I think it's the flower that I like. Without that, the crazed look in its eyes would be a bit frightening.

I adore that elephant, and I'd like to give whomever made it a hug and my undying affection. And then beg them to integrate the elephant permanantly into the site.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I want my bunny back!

I want the elephant on a t-shirt. Not the zombie boy, just the elephant by itself.

Heh, the elephant is there today only as a tribute to yesterday's Day of the Elephant on Metafilter... He's only visiting.

He's stock art by Brad Fitzpatrick.

I prefer the elephant to the bunny. I'm sorry, but it's true.

I want the elephant on a t-shirt. Not the zombie boy, just the elephant by itself.

I second this. I'll take a black shirt, size large, please.

We are Devo!

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Ah, here he is.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Tip me.

We're all Republicans now
We're all united and how
For national security
And cultural purity
We're all Republicans now
Down with the income tax
Get government off our backs
Less regulation—let people be free
To work overtime and have two jobs or three
Put strict constructionists back on the courts
Let liberals have it right in the shorts
It's a free country so go and have fun
But not in my backyard cause I have a gun
We're all Republicans
All Republicans
All Republicans now.

We're all Republicans now
We're happy Republicans now
God put us in office He
'S fulfulling his prophecy
We're all Republicans now
So if health care you can't afford
You better talk to the Lord

He brought us to power—it's His Will we do
We're only His Servants when we're pounding on you
He told us to battle and never relent
We weren't just elected, no, we were sent
No matter what happens, we're not to blame
For He has redeemed us from guilt and from shame
We're all Republicans
All Republicans
All Republicans now.

Damn you, terrapin, for stealing my Devo line.

Meh.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: No....
Q: See how well they hide? ;-)

Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your bed?
A: By the "E" on his pajamas.

Is this elephant something I would need to have not blocked images from MeCha to know about?

What's the difference between elephants and peanut butter?

Elephants don't stick to the roof of your mouth.

I would say that heffalump's been sniffin' that flower a bit too long...

I agree that I like the elephant too. But we're all still bunnies at heart!