The Horkatorium So it's Sunday night and I'm taking a warm bath to calm down before I go to sleep. →[More:]
I live in an apartment building. There's a bathroom above me, a bathroom below me, and a bathroom to the left of me.

I've got some quiet music on. I'm calm. I'm mellow. From up above me I hear:

HOOOORRRRRRKKKKKKK!

coughcoughcoughcough cough

HOORRRRKKKK!!!!!!

*flushing sound*

About eight times in a row over the course of ten minutes. Finally, my upstairs neighbor gets rid of whatever's ailing him.

I'm drifting. I'm getting sleepy now.

Then, to the left of me, in my next-door neighbor's bathroom:

HOOORRRRRRKKKKKKK! HOOORRRRRRRKKKKK!!!!!!!!

coughcoughcoughcoughcough

*flushing sound*

I guess some people have other ways of dealing with the Monday morning blues.