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06 October 2006

From the prehistoric days of the 'net, an oldie but a goodie. I'm 49.6% pure. Who'd've guessed.

post by: jonmc at: 09:28 | 22 comments

I was at about 76% pure when I got bored and quit at around page 8.

posted by JanetLand 06 October | 09:53

I prefer 10% maple. Never was a fan of the pure stuff.

(Oh, we're not talkin' pancakes?)

posted by Pips 06 October | 09:57

According to this much shorter test, I'm only 18% pure. I'm getting more corrupt by the minute.

posted by jonmc 06 October | 10:00

18%. Much better. Thick and gooey, just like I likes it (not that thin, runny stuff they call "pure").

(I'll take a tall stack...)

posted by Pips 06 October | 10:02

I started it. . .it seemed like it was targeted to teens. . .or, these days (people with limited sexual experience), pre-teens. I guess that the promiscuous terrorist perverts have won.

Takes me back though .. reminded me of this aartifact.

posted by danf 06 October | 10:15

computer security won't let me play : (

my purity will remain a mystery

posted by Pips 06 October | 10:37

52.2%!

posted by interrobang 06 October | 11:03

From the shorter test 26% pure.

I'm intrigued as to how you were as low as 18% jonmc - incest? bestiality? statutory rape?

please don't answer

posted by gaspode 06 October | 11:11

I dunno, pode, but I'm sure it's 'none of the above.'

posted by jonmc 06 October | 11:23

I was about 76.2% pure at 239 questions and got bored to death with it.

posted by essexjan 06 October | 11:32

try the shorter one.

posted by jonmc 06 October | 11:56

I'm as pure as I wanna be.

posted by JanetLand 06 October | 12:05

35% pure on the shorter one.

Oh man, when I was a freshman in college Purity Test parties were the thing. Takes me back!

posted by sisterhavana 06 October | 12:10

is 46% on the looooong one good or bad?

posted by miles 06 October | 12:33

depends on whether you aspire to purity or pervdom. In any case, it means your less pure than me, you sicko.

posted by jonmc 06 October | 12:35

Your ACL 100 Point Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 68 of 100 questions, making you 32.0% sexually pure (68.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 32.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 22%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test.

posted by mygothlaundry 06 October | 15:00

Speaking of pervdom, anybody ever read Apathy, other than my ever lovin'? I mean, is that even possible with a guinea pig?

posted by Pips 06 October | 15:08

23% on the short form. I was somewhere in the high sixties and dropping fast when I gave up on the long form.

posted by me3dia 06 October | 15:26

Well, it seems I'm 15% pure/85% corrupt. An issue that I've got with test like this is it removes completely the division between sexually adventurous (sexual intercourse three or more times in one night)and the morally bankrupt (statutory rape). Purity, or the lack thereof, is one thing, but rapists should be disarmed.

posted by Zack_Replica 06 October | 16:12

If you answer no to every question of the short test except the rape question you're 99% pure.

I don't think this is SCIENCE!

posted by sveskemus 06 October | 16:25

36% on the loooong one. Note that on the short and long one there's also the fondling prepubescents question. My comment about the morally bankrupt applies here too. Definitely not SCIENCE.

posted by Zack_Replica 06 October | 17:00

Mmmm, 61% pure on the short one. I should get out more

posted by TheDonF 07 October | 09:35

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