MetaChat - SHOUTING THREAD!!!

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05 October 2006

SHOUTING THREAD!!! I'M SO SICK OF MOVING! I'M GOING TO BEAT THE 3-WEEK DEADLINE THE OFFICE HANDED DOWN IF IT KILLS ME! I HATE MOVING WITH A WHITE HOT PASSION! I HATE HEARTLESS CORPORATE OFFICES THAT GIVE UNREASONABLE DEADLINES AND THEN SEND THE MAINTENANCE GUYS IN AFTER 1 WEEK TO RIP OUT PARTS OF WALLS AND MAKE THINGS MORE DIFFICULT. (For those who don't know, my apartment was minorly flooded on the 17th and I've been transferring to a new one.)

TODAY, I'M ALSO UNABLE TO STAND STUPID QUESTIONS AT WORK. ALL OF THESE SPOILED, DUMB, WORTHLESS COLLEGE STUDENTS CAN KISS MY LILY WHITE ASS!

I WANT TO GO HOME, GET DRUNK, AND GO TO BED!!!

post by: lilywing13 at: 10:55 | 14 comments

Oh gawd, would one of the ops PLEASE hope me and fix my horrid overlong post to the front page. Obviously, I'm in a horrible state.

posted by lilywing13 05 October | 10:56

/me pours you a shot of Dingle

You need it ;)

posted by trondant 05 October | 11:16

*downs shot from Trondant*

*goes looking for tequila*

posted by lilywing13 05 October | 11:21

OMG! I just saw the third person in the lab in the past hour and a half blatantly pick their nose and resume typing. Perhaps I should just bathe in ethanol.

posted by lilywing13 05 October | 11:23

They probably don't wash their hands after peeing either.

posted by flopsy 05 October | 11:45

I pee ON my hands, pick my nose, and then make the food at that restaurant you love so much- is that bad?

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 05 October | 12:13

/pours lilywing three fingers from the bottle of Cuervo 1800 he's drinking from.

posted by item 05 October | 12:19

(it's okay; it's my day off.)

posted by item 05 October | 12:20

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY FAVORITE MUSIC VENUE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS SHUT DOWN BY THE VICE SQUAD BECAUSE THERE IS THIS ONE GUY IN THE 'HOOD WHO IS A BUSYBODY AND HATES ANYTHING THAT BRINGS PEOPLE MY AGE [I'M 25] TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD. HE MANAGED TO MESS UP A BAR'S ZONING PERMITS SO BADLY THAT THEY HAD TO SHUT DOWN AND HE GOES AROUND VIDEO-TAPING PEOPLE WHO ARE OUT AND ABOUT AT NIGHT. THIS GUY IS SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING I LOVE ABOUT MY NEIGHBORHOOD. HE'S ALSO IN HIS 50s AND HAS BEEN LIVING WITH HIS MOM HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

posted by sciurus 05 October | 12:33

IT IS THIS GUY.

posted by sciurus 05 October | 12:38

Sciurus, sic that guy on the college students who torment lilywing and everyone wins!

(Seriously, though--there is nothing like petty, low-level local politicians. They are insufferable and dangerous to good living.)

posted by jrossi4r 05 October | 12:55

THAT GUY ISN'T EVEN A POLITICIAN, JUST SOME NARROW-MINDED NOTHING-BETTER-TO-DO-THAN-RUIN-SOMEONE'S-GOOD-TIME PIECE OF SHIT WHO HAS LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND HAS PROBABLY NEVER LEFT THE CITY OF CLEVELAND.

posted by sciurus 05 October | 13:05

DANG WORK COMPUTER'S BEING AN OVERPROTECTIVE MAMA AGAIN, AND NOT LETTING ME READ JON'S THREAD. "SECURITY, SECURITY, ACCESS DENIED." I'M ASSUMING THE "YES" IN THE HEADING, HOWEVER, MEANS WE GOT ONE OR BOTH OF THE CBGB'S CONCERT TICKETS. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHERJUMPERS! (AND PASS THAT CUERVO THISA WAY, PRETTY PLEEZE...)

posted by Pips 05 October | 14:39

Sorry sciurus! I thought you were referring to the councilman mentioned in the articles.

BOO TO YOU GENERIC BUSYBODY!!!

posted by jrossi4r 05 October | 14:48

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