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05 October 2006

"'I was seventeen years old and just returned to [my home state] when Foley began to e-mail me, asking if I had ever seen my page roommates naked and how big their penises were,' said the page in the 2002 class."


Jesus. I want to believe but -- the guy just sent a stranger an email asking him about his roommates' cock sizes, and offered bed for sausage breakfast? WTF?

Is the GOP salting the story with fake accounts, so as to "discredit" them and sow confusion in the public's mind?
posted by orthogonality 05 October | 17:14
FWIW, my college roomate used to walk around naked a lot. My schlong was (and still is, unless he's had surgery) bigger than his, but I did learn that he's a natural redhead.
posted by jonmc 05 October | 17:22
The guy just sent a stranger an email

Well, not exactly a stranger- Foley was in charge of the page program (I believe?), so it's possible he had met this page in person before.

The whole story is just getting weirder and weirder, particulary with Speaker Hastert. He swears, he doesn't remember anyone telling him anything about this whole mess before last week. Does this sort of thing happen so often in Congress that one is likely to forget?*

*That was sarcasm!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 05 October | 17:26
Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff

Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:28 PM): ya

Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:54 PM): brb…my mom is yelling


I can barely belive this is real. A couple weeks ago, if you'd shown me this, I'd have sworn this was in interaction between 13 year-olds. AOLspeak and all.
posted by pieisexactlythree 05 October | 17:33
Well, on the bright side, he's not really a pedophile, per se. 16 is practically legal...
posted by muddgirl 05 October | 17:37
"...16 is practically legal..."
posted by muddgirl 05 October | 17:37

*paulsc plops down in a seat with a good view, waits expectantly, looks for popcorn vendor*
posted by paulsc 05 October | 17:47
16 is also smart enough to play "Bait the Politician". My 13 y.o. son messes with people's heads on IM all the time.

A full transcript of the Foley IMs could be quite revealing.
posted by mischief 05 October | 17:49
mischief, it doesn't matter if the kids were "messing"; it's still all about a 52 year old man asking children to measure their penises and masturbate themselves for the aging pervert's pleasure.
posted by orthogonality 05 October | 17:52
That's exactly what I was thinking, mischief. Maybe some of them were gay and were sort of interested in him. Or maybe they were all sitting in front of their computers laughing their asses off. Doesn't make it right (aka I completely agree with orthogonality), but adds a spin to the story.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 05 October | 17:53
16 is not 'children'. Hell, 13 is not 'children'. I know my kid is already having sex (and yes, he is well informed). I started when I was 13, and his mother started when she was 12.

... and I don't buy into that whole 'age-difference power-dynamic' horseshit either.
posted by mischief 05 October | 17:58
"Damn, Congressman, your Page Entrance Exams are hard!"
posted by rob511 05 October | 17:59
Following up, all those folks typing to perverts on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" are actually NOT kids. But the perverts are still perverts, and they still get arrested for it.

Also, in Foley's case, none of the children initiated the conversations. In all cases, the kids report that Foley
posted by orthogonality 05 October | 18:00
ortho, he's 54 NOT 52! You're obviously a republican trying to spin this.

I love how all the Repubs are bringing up Lewinski as if that's relevant somehow. She was 22 for fuck's sake, right? I mean, if someone Lewinski's age were caught trying to pick up 16 year olds it'd be bad news, no?

Someone needs to dig up the news from the Clinton era from Limbaugh and Hannity and others and see what descriptions they used categorize that because they're sure as hell trying to soften this up and it'd be nice to see their hypocrisy.
posted by dobbs 05 October | 18:10
He's 52. The "54" in "Maf54" comes from his year of birth.
posted by orthogonality 05 October | 18:18
I started when I was 13, and his mother started when she was 12.
OMG! For real? I was um, 22! ...and it was with a 24 year-old woman.
posted by pieisexactlythree 05 October | 18:20
I started when I was 13, and his mother started when she was 12.

yeah, see, that's a bit young for sex. to be sure, there is a difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia. but 12 & 13 year olds, fucking? lol wtf go play flag football or something.
posted by Wedge 05 October | 18:42
I think we can all agree that what Foley did was wrong, but when "Conservative Activists" go on NPR and make statements like "Everyone knew Foley was a homosexual a year ago, and everyone knows that homosexuals think about sex A LOT" (implying "more than straight people do"), we can also agree that spin is lame.

I mean, doesn't almost EVERYONE think about sex a lot? And he didn't even differentiate between gays and lesbians.
posted by muddgirl 05 October | 18:45
I'm positive straight and homosexuals both think about sex a lot. That is a reason why there are 6 point whatever billion people on the planet.

This isn't about gay or straight. It is about a guy in authority coming on to a minor at the office. A reference from a congressman could get one of those kids into a good school or some scholarship. A bad report could get them thrown out of the page program. The fact Carey liked little boys vs little girls is irrelevant. However the GOP's it is all the gay's fault helps solidify their base.
posted by birdherder 05 October | 18:57
Foley has been denying he's gay FOR YEARS ("Me? Gay? Hell no, that's nasty! I like women!", pretty much), and then all of a sudden when there's this sex scandel, he pulls out the gay card. It's almost like HE'S saying, see? I'm gay! (and an alcoholic and a sexual abuse victim)- That's why this is happening! He's not taking any responsibility for this thing at all.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 05 October | 18:58
did foley ever sleep with anyone? not that it matters but it does seem a bit sad that he's fucked his career and still doesn't get to see any boy action. denial is a terrible thing...
posted by dodgygeezer 05 October | 19:06
There's been no reports of sexual contact yet, although I heard a rumor that he was once turned around from page housing....
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 05 October | 19:43
I heard a rumor that he was caught fucking a racoon in the arse with a stick of butter in his hand. I know that the furry little ring-eyed bastards are sexy, but that's just wrong. Butter matts up their fur.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 05 October | 20:55
You ever watch gladiator movies, Joey?
posted by Doohickie 05 October | 22:04
"but 12 & 13 year olds, fucking?"

I'll bet you didn't grow up in Appalachia where we take a liberal view toward sex. Sounds to me like the conservative prudes got to you all.
posted by mischief 06 October | 01:58
"in Foley's case, none of the children initiated the conversations."

Are you absolutely sure about that?

"all those folks typing to perverts on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" are actually NOT kids."

Hmm, seems like only yesterday when the sentiment du jour was that the pretenders were the scum of the earth for such entrapment. I guess whatshisname was right about some people growing more conservative as they age. ;-P
posted by mischief 06 October | 02:17
Interesting note - I've met that guy. A few times. He didn't seem any sleazier than any of the other Florida politicians I've met.
posted by SassHat 06 October | 02:35
sasshat, I believe that's what's known as 'praising with a faint damn.'
posted by jonmc 06 October | 08:01
did foley ever sleep with anyone?
I've heard rumors that he met with some 18 year old, but no one really believes the guy.
posted by muddgirl 06 October | 15:34
You ever watch gladiator movies, Joey?


Haha, LOL'd.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


:More "Airplane" quotes, please!:
posted by redvixen 06 October | 18:16
May be too late, but I probably should add that living in a farm community that raises cattle, horses, pigs and chickens, the methods of animal husbandry are a way of life that kids see virtually daily. That and hay mows are the perfect place for fooling around.
posted by mischief 06 October | 20:11
Probably really dumb questions about diabetes... || Have you ever

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