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02 October 2006

I am tired but ... →[More:]... I am staying up late to watch a documentary on channel 4 about large penises. I set the video to record it but it's been a while since I saw one so I can't wait until tomorrow.

I am not proud of this. I'm just saying.
post by: essexjan at: 17:00 | 29 comments
Assorted penii:

Penis
Penis
Penis
posted by flopsy 02 October | 17:09
If it's the one that's repeated then it's actually kind of depressing.
And no, I'm not just saying that because I'm a man and it depressed me in a "Why isn't my cock that big" way. It's just really depressing.
posted by seanyboy 02 October | 17:11
Jon has some photos he can share, if ya like. (Anything for a friend ; )
posted by Pips 02 October | 17:13
≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by dodgygeezer 02 October | 17:19
No, mine isn't as chalky and it's three-dimensional.
posted by jonmc 02 October | 17:21
sorry, i don't know what came over me

a-hem
posted by dodgygeezer 02 October | 17:22
That's OK. I admire your spunk.
posted by jonmc 02 October | 17:39
My first year teaching high school, the health teacher did an art project. Plastered all around the room were giant penis drawings on colorful construction paper. Then there was the spring suicide unit...

(Made for an interesting parents' night.)
posted by Pips 02 October | 17:52
Yeah, it was kind of depressing. It lost its novelty value after about 20 minutes.

As my grandmother used to say "once you've seen one lot of turkey giblets, you've seen 'em all"
posted by essexjan 02 October | 18:03
As my grandmother used to say "once you've seen one lot of turkey giblets, you've seen 'em all"

I dunno about that. I've seen plenty of what Anka Radokovich describes as a 'mound of hairy roast beef,' but it never gets old.
posted by jonmc 02 October | 18:08
Thanks for that image jonmc, now I don't feel so bad about not getting any.
posted by pieisexactlythree 02 October | 18:18
Hey, pie=3, I still love them (although most porn shots of them are unappealing, I prefer the butt pix), but that's how she described them.

(also, saying 'vagina' in an Australian accent is indescribably funny. I've said this before and I stand by it)
posted by jonmc 02 October | 18:22
If English were as consistent and logical as say, Europanto, the plural of pen•is would be pens•are.

I think.
posted by rob511 02 October | 18:32
It's not the size of the penis that counts. It's the tightness of the chicken's ass.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 02 October | 18:50
before or after cooking?
posted by jonmc 02 October | 18:51
With the appropriate coefficient of friction, during.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 02 October | 18:53
*shaves sandwich*
posted by pieisexactlythree 02 October | 18:57
Cock-a-doodle-don't. Stop. Don't... Stop...
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 02 October | 19:02
that joke laid an egg.
posted by jonmc 02 October | 19:12
Parents' night just keeps gettin' weirder and weirder...
posted by Pips 02 October | 19:42
"that joke laid an egg."

That yolk cracked me up. Must be a real feather in your cap.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 02 October | 20:49
Yeah, yeah, enough with the fowl language, you'll offend the chicks.
posted by jonmc 02 October | 20:53
Based only on the replays of BBC 'SCIENCE' shows that are shown on US TV, I have to conclude that the BBC is absolutely, desperately, obsessed with all things sex-related. There is ALWAYS some documentary on about breast size, pheromones, penises, hair-flipping and neck-stroking, or some other EP BS about sexual attraction between men and women.

Come on, Brits! Stop watching TV and go out and get some already.
posted by Miko 02 October | 21:45
[rimshot]


the BBC is absolutely, desperately, obsessed with all things sex-related.


Yankee TV seems pretty sex-obsessed too. And dumber and cruder about it.
posted by jason's_planet 02 October | 21:59

So how big is too big?

Eight inches?

Ten inches?

Twenty-six inches?


Just thought I'd ask.
posted by jason's_planet 02 October | 22:01
Abraham Lincoln said a man's legs should be 'long enough to reach the ground'. I would think that would be too long for a penis. But that's only if you're standing up.
posted by wendell 02 October | 22:07
Ten inches is big?

Um, OK.
posted by dg 02 October | 22:10
Can I flag this as a favorite post?

There's no shrinking away from the subject here. You are all standing tall in your comments. After a good, hard, laugh, I think I need a stiff drink.
posted by redvixen 03 October | 11:37
Yankee TV seems pretty sex-obsessed too. And dumber and cruder about it.

I'm not really going to defend USian TV, since I really don't like it either. It can be sex-obsessed, sure, but not in the same way I was talking about. Anyway, I'd say violence is clearly our greater obsession (fucked up in itself). But what we really don't have are as many of these pseudo-documentaries on the science of sex. Every time I turn on PBS there's another one on, from the BBC. We just don't have too many shows of that variety. Nor do we have those other sorts of edutainment shows about psychology or magic tricks or the like.

And yeah, maybe the US would be a better place if we did. But they're silly!
posted by Miko 03 October | 12:20
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