Hey, whadya know? Another SHOUTING THREAD. (Not so heavy or serious this time.) →[More:]YOU DISGUSTING PIG. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THOSE SMACKING SOUNDS WHEN YOU EAT? IT'S SO FUCKING GROSS. I WOULD HONEST TO GOD HAVE BEEN HAPPIER WITH YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU HAD STUCK A FINGER INTO YOUR NOSTRIL AND STARTED DIGGING FOR GOLD THERE AT YOUR TABLE. SICK BASTARD. WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN? I'M TWO TABLES AWAY FROM YOU AND I CAN STILL HEAR THOSE WET SMACKING SOUNDS. IT SOUNDS LIKE WET SLOPPY BAD DRUNKEN SEX. AND EVEN THAT HAS ITS OWN CHARMS, WHICH I'D RATHER NOT ASSOCIATE WITH YOU.

PIG.