Ah, good old annie, the original mean girl.

Truth be told, I think she exists merely to piss us liberals off and draw our focus away from the truly powerful people who actually make policy and stuff. Although I do look forward to the day her stuffed corpse is exhibited in the Museum Of Natural History next to a sign reading 'Rightwingerus Nutjobberus. (extinct)'

A chorus of taxidermists shouts, "I'd stuff that corpse!"

little known fact about ann coulter, she spends her winters deep in the ground hunting ambient, sentient elderberry bushes. it's a strange practice, witchcraft some would call it, but it keeps her going.