Orange Swan does Elvis Are you lonesome tonight?
Is your brassiere too tight?
Are your corsets just drifting apart?
Are there holes in your vest
Where it touches your chest?
Is your spare tyre reaching your heart?
Are your stockings well laddered and shoes wearing thin?
Do you keep up your knickers with a safety pin?
Are your teeth old and worn?
Do they slip when you yawn?
Then no damn wonder you're lonesome tonight.

Thank you very much [lip snarl].