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Super glue: You are super glue. You can solve any problem and right any wrong. You do not belong in an office setting. You also smell funny. Sometimes you stick to people in an unpleasant way.
Rubber band: You are a rubber band. You give the impression of being strong on the the outside, but you are actually quite tense and prone to snap at any given moment. You are the person others in the office fear. Chances of you going Postal over the course of your lifetime are 85% (using 1994 figures, last year available).
Man. That pretty much sums up my week.
You are the person others in the office fear.
Though given I work from home, this may also indicate schizophrenia.
Paper clip: You are a paper clip. You are multi-faceted and complex, yet simple and flexible. Sometimes you come in bright colors and angular shapes. You are likely to be a decent friend or co-worker, but it is unlikely that people appreciate you. If you're not careful, you may end up in the recycling bin.
Binder clip: You are a binder clip. You are strong and unyielding, but you are liable to be absent or distant when people need you. You come in an assortment of sizes and should probably be watching your weight.
but you are liable to be absent or distant when people need you
I resent that. Hey, I can't be everywhere at once. At least I don't incite territorial disputes, like the stapler. And the hole punch... gah. Let's not even go there.
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