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18 September 2006

I Want a Monster Thread! →[More:]I do! I want a rip-roaring, gridiron-hot, fast-paced, smoldering-keyboard, irresistible, quirky funny fascinating dogpile of a thread RIGHT NOW! Let's GO!

Let's throw in at least one argument between two or three individuals, eventually resolving into a respectful reconciliation, 'cause it's cute how we can do that.

post by: Miko at: 11:05 | 40 comments

Screw you, Miko. You can't tell me what to do.

posted by sciurus 18 September | 11:15

sciurus, miko is my friend and I don't appreciate you speaking to her that way. Ass.

posted by mike9322 18 September | 11:16

Screw you too, gimpy! God I'm sick of this place and its incessant effervescence. GROW SOME BALLS PEOPLE.

posted by sciurus 18 September | 11:18

Hey sciurus,

I've just sent two crazy fighters into battle to defend the honor of MIKE9322 and SCIURUS.

Who will be the ultimate champion?
Go to
http://www.lettekkendecide.com/index.htm?v=4221&f1=MIKE9322&f2=SCIURUS
to find out!

There's only one way to settle a dispute - Let TEKKEN Decide!

Please Kick Ass Responsibly,
mike9322

posted by mike9322 18 September | 11:23

sciurus, calm down, man. What's gotten into you lately? I'm only trying to get a Monster Thread started over heah.

Sounds like somebody needs some whuffles!

posted by Miko 18 September | 11:25

GROW SOME BALLS PEOPLE.

I already had two. I grew more at your request. Now I'm a monster! A SCROTEZILLA! THE NUTSAC OF DOOM!

posted by jonmc 18 September | 11:26

Holy shit, I was gonna keep in flameout character mode, but that site was far too awesome. I love you all!

posted by sciurus 18 September | 11:27

Even though I completely kicked your ass with the KISS OF DEATH?

I look hot in a bikini.

posted by mike9322 18 September | 11:29

That's just because you spring for breast implants. I, on the other hand, look smashing in a g-string.

posted by jonmc 18 September | 11:33

That fight was totally rigged. You all suck rocks through a straw. And your mother sews socks that smell.

On preview: jonmc, you must use your extra balls for good and not for evil. No smashing anyone with the g-string.

posted by elizard 18 September | 11:35

That almost would have qualified as emo boys kissing, except I'm not emo.

posted by sciurus 18 September | 11:35

*pouts*

OK. Is it ok if I give people rope burns with my fishnet stockings?

posted by jonmc 18 September | 11:37

Yes, but only if you film it and share the film with the wedding party.

posted by elizard 18 September | 11:43

Hi! It's been a while.

This seems the right place to give a BIG shout out to eekacat! Jordan (remember him?) wants to know how the hell you're doing?

posted by jinxiemalone 18 September | 11:55

Mike, I get so sick of how you are always saying stuff. Gawd.

posted by richat 18 September | 12:30

Monsters!!!

or is this not what you're looking for?

posted by lonefrontranger 18 September | 12:31

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!!!!

posted by seanyboy 18 September | 12:44

*goes all Matrix ninjas on seanyboy*

posted by lonefrontranger 18 September | 12:46

YOU can't handle me wanting some of THAT, seanyboy. Trust me.

posted by richat 18 September | 12:54

Me? What about you, richat? Always parading your spawn around like they're the cutest fucking thing to ever happen to Canada?! As if!! So what if they are the cutest fucking thing to ever happen to Canada? You're still a jackass for rubbing our faces in it.

posted by mike9322 18 September | 12:55

See? There you go again. Saying stuff.

Am I the only one who sees this? It's not me is it? It's him, right? Gawd.

/smokes nervously

posted by richat 18 September | 13:00

C'mon Metachat. You're either for me or against me.

posted by mike9322 18 September | 13:07

I knew that. Why wouldn't I know that?
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by richat 18 September | 13:11

bajhgaujio!

bajhgaujio!!

bajhgaujio!!!

HELLA \/ MONSTA

posted by safetyfork 18 September | 13:30

mike9322, I'm against you and all that you stand for. And safetyfork, what the fuck are you babbling on about? Start making sense or stfu, wouldya?!?!?

posted by elizard 18 September | 13:31

(whew)

posted by richat 18 September | 13:34

Although, having said 'whew', it just occured to me that while we are railing again that no-good stuff-sayer Mike, it was Miko who started this.

See? Mike, Miko, Mike Miko. See where I'm going with this?

That's right people, Hugh Janus has created a monster!

posted by richat 18 September | 13:36

Nobody sees where you're going, richat. Must be the ridiculous accent.

posted by mike9322 18 September | 13:47

Yes, I'll be the first to cop to having created a few monsters in my life. The Swollen Testicle of Braun-Narghl, The Star-nosed Panther of Silence and Dispiriting Calm, Purple Lungha, The Great Red Nipple of Drowning Cream, The Nine Wandering Boners, and The Dread Mouth of Jjeffleehawggensylle are all among the several score monsters I've created. Most recently I created the Dark Ribbon of Morning Effort; that's the kind of monster I could create in my sleep (thank heavens I didn't!).

But what fiendish mind would ever spawn such a fiend as The Monster Thread?

Shocking.

posted by Hugh Janus 18 September | 14:04

I have no acccent you silly midwestern man.

Now, I must leave. I have things to do. Must get oot and aboot you know.

posted by richat 18 September | 14:30

I don't have time to read this whole thread, but I want to participate. Where should I jump in? Accents? Railing against mike9322?

posted by agropyron 18 September | 14:33

Railing against mike9322 with a funny accent?

posted by agropyron 18 September | 14:35

Well, Mike, it seems we are overdue for our "respectful reconciliation".

You really are a peach. No kidding.

Sorry agro.

posted by richat 18 September | 14:42

I think this might be appropriate here:
As Jack Handey said,

When the age of the Viking's came to a close,
they must have sensed it.
Probably, they gathered together one evening,
slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

posted by richat 18 September | 14:43

*hugs richat inappropriately*

posted by mike9322 18 September | 14:56

bajhgaujio!

bajhgaujio!!

bajhgaujio!!!

posted by safetyfork 18 September | 17:23

Jesus Christ people - you all suck ass through an ass-straw covered in ass-juice from an ass-smoothie store!

I'm sick to death of the Cute Canadians, the Elizards, the Mikes and Richats and Capn's. It's like the whole fucking country is front-loaded with irrepressibility! Thank God for Sasshat.

And Miko? Don't EVEN get me started - cuz God Knows I'll Finish It. Baby - you seriously don't want a piece of this. Oh, it's like that, is it? You think you're all that? Bring it. BRING IT!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 18 September | 21:24

Oooh yeah. Someone's always got to sneak in after the thread's gone cold and re-start the argument, even after the peaceful reconciliation. And you just know they're hoping no one will notice.

Then, woe on the other person in the argument, who discovers it via Recent Comments, and who's gotta decide if the last word is worth it.

Last word!

posted by Miko 18 September | 21:37

bajhgaujio!

posted by safetyfork 19 September | 10:51

*vomits*

posted by seanyboy 19 September | 12:14

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