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15 September 2006

Ugly dateless pig given makeover, has eight kids So there's hope for me, then.

post by: essexjan at: 02:49 | 7 comments

Um, you're a bit older than me, but I think you're teh hawt Jan...

posted by black8 15 September | 03:09

Why in the world would you hope to be an ugly dateless pig instead of the hawt English human you already are?

posted by sciurus 15 September | 06:37

hawt English human

That sounds vaguely like cannibal pub grub.

"pint o' lager & a hwat english human, mate."

posted by jonmc 15 September | 08:14

Jan, you're lovely. But if you want to be a pig and have eight squirmy youngins, go right ahead. Everyone should follow their dream.

And speaking of cannibalism, didn't the article say she was rubbed with pig oil?

posted by Specklet 15 September | 10:23

Pig oil is a mineral oil, apparently, according to Google.

What I meant was, if an ugly pig can find a mate, then maybe I haven't had my last date evah either.

posted by essexjan 15 September | 10:32

Methinks the author of that article doesn't understand what "anthropomorphize" means.

posted by matildaben 15 September | 13:47

Mah Gawd.

You want eight kids?

posted by jason's_planet 16 September | 21:24

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