MetaChat - Unsuccesful multi-tasking.

MetaChat is an informal place for MeFites to touch base and post, discuss and chatter about topics that may not belong on MetaFilter. Questions? Check the FAQ. Please note: This is important.

11 September 2006

Unsuccesful multi-tasking.

post by: occhiblu at: 19:13 | 14 comments

The man was taken to the hospital with head injuries

LOL!!!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 11 September | 19:17

gives new meaning to the saying 'hang up and drive.'

posted by jonmc 11 September | 19:23

Yeah, they didn't say which head

posted by eekacat 11 September | 19:28

It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving

Hrm.

posted by mudpuppie 11 September | 19:30

Oh, come on now! Who here hasn't done this before? Just because he had an unfortunate accident, why should we make fun of him?

posted by dg 11 September | 19:40

Right, if it had been a woman instead of the penis pump we'd all be saying right on dude! Too bad about your penis being bitten off. Hope they sew it back on right and not upside down or something.

posted by eekacat 11 September | 20:09

I'll stop bitching about using the cell phone while driving now.

(OK, not really.)

posted by BoringPostcards 11 September | 20:10

Note to self: do not carpool with dg.

posted by iconomy 11 September | 21:07

Ok then, if you're not going to stop bitching, answer me this:

Which of these is the worst?
A) Driving while masturbating
B) Driving while talking on the cell phone
C) Masturbating while talking on the cell phone

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 September | 21:10

Depends on which one you are doing hands-free.

posted by dg 11 September | 21:15

And, perhaps, whether or not the person you are talking to on the cellphone knows what you're doing.

posted by dg 11 September | 21:16

With a bluetooth, you could do the trifecta!

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 September | 21:47

They make bluetooth masturbation aids now?

posted by dg 11 September | 22:08

for talking, dude

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 September | 23:07

← IRC, || The Emcee →

HOME || REGISTER || LOGIN