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11 September 2006

The next Spears-Federline child will be called Jailynn? →[More:]Yes, I'm a little late to this, but holy schmit! My thoughts:

1. Britney is preparing her daughter for a future life of crime/law enforcement.
2. Britney is trying to usher in a new vogue for action verbs in celebrity baby naming.

post by: me3dia at: 14:28 | 8 comments

I DONOT CARE WHAT ANY BODY SAYS I LOVE BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!1!!

posted by mudpuppie 11 September | 14:30

You just know everyone is going to pronounce it "jailin'."

posted by Specklet 11 September | 14:43

"Oops, I did it again" as sung by Richard Thompson.

posted by eekacat 11 September | 15:01

Anybody got a YSI of "hit Me One More Time" as sung by Fountains of Wayne?

posted by Specklet 11 September | 15:15

Britney looks kinda nice as a brunette.

posted by jonmc 11 September | 15:15

She's just setting the stage for an eponysterical headline in about 18 years...

Completely unrelated: Obligatory snarky image (which I will save you all from posting inline)

posted by Rhomboid 11 September | 15:44

Have you ever known someone who tries so hard not to fuck things up that they end up fucking things up even worse? These are those people.

posted by KevinSKomsvold 11 September | 21:00

Yeah, that's what happens when you live a life so divorced from reality that you have no idea how bad you are really doing and nobody around you is going to tell you because of the risk if biting the hand that feeds them.

posted by dg 11 September | 21:19

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