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I say you walk around on your hands and wear both hats on your ass.
My ass is very compact. It would only take one hat.
My ballcap collection is getting bigger & bigger, I'll have to wear a different one every day. One of my supervisors always matches the color of his shirt. I imagine he has some kind of mechanical joystick-operated rack in his closet.
My ass is very compact. It would only take one hat.
No, see, what you do is you stack 'em. One hat atop the other. This would work for your ballcap collection as well. You could be known as 'That Guy Who Wore Twelve Hats To Work.' I'm tellin' ya, man-- you'll be Famous!
By the way, I'm wearing a Hershey's Syrup ballcap I won in a sweepstakes. By winning the cap, I, along with 10,000 of my closest friends, have been entered in a drawing to receive $10,000 (and a lifetime supply of Hershey's Syrup).
I wonder if Fox's U-Bet has a similar lottery.
On preview, sounds like one of Paul Gascoigne's chums: Jonny Ass-Cap aka Jonny Dozen aka Jonny Hat-Cheeks.
I love it: they have this thing that tells you when you've spent the allotted 30 mins on the computer, but then as soon as it times you out, you can sign right back in, no problem. HA! I'll be here all day! (Or at least 'til my laundry's done).
Mmmmmmm, Cool Whip. I love that stuff. Reminds me of fruit cocktail cake.
Especially if you turned the tables on the people hunting you for sport like that movie that Ice-T was in where he was in a bad movie because he was bored or something, you know, that one. ps. You will be fascinated to know that Ice-T was also in John Wayne Bobbitt's Frankenpenis. Kinda puts the whole biscuit thing in perspective.
Back in my "Hey! Let's Get Fucked Up!" days I remember standing (barely) in a video store in Halifax and squinting at the cover of this fine Ice-T flick and try as I might, I couldn't do the mental mathematics neccessary to add it all up. Ice T... Alyssa Milano. Ice T... Alyssa Milano. One thing for sure: they'd make a beautiful baby, who would then go on to star in a sitcom about a sassy Gangsta Witch.
I thought that was the only kind of movie that Ice-T made (as opposed to Ice Cube--he's a rapper/actor/macker).
Also, the Carolina Mudcats have a nice cap, and so do the Jamestown Jammers. Awful name, but the mascot is a bat-wielding bunch of grapes. I like sports team names which allude to intoxication.
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