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04 September 2006

I Need To Be Attacked! Gather Your Minions And Launch An Anti-LT Blitzkrieg!

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 14:48 | 13 comments

*casts the first stone*

posted by Daniel Charms 04 September | 14:56

A GRE -> LT (*bounce*)
F AEG S A GRE-> LT (*cut*)
A BUL S A GRE-> LT (*cut*)

The next phase of 'anti-LT' will be Retreats for Fall of 1906

posted by cmonkey 04 September | 14:57

LIGHTNING BOLT!

posted by court siem 04 September | 14:58

*sends evil goblins to eat LT's spleen*

posted by LunaticFringe 04 September | 15:00

*lashes with wet noodle*

posted by BoringPostcards 04 September | 15:28

MAGIC MISSILE!!!

posted by Daniel Charms 04 September | 15:30

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 04 September | 15:55

*ties LT's arms to separate posts, and proceeds to tickle him with lots of feathers*

*also tickles him with tail-fur*

posted by redvixen 04 September | 16:02

I'll have you know that I was going to send my minion (my cat, that is) after you, but the lazy bastard wouldn't even move. Be warned, though: you may have escaped the Cruel but Just Punishment by Cat this time, but the next time...

posted by Daniel Charms 04 September | 16:22

I'll connect you with Paris Hilton in the popular media.

posted by Capn 04 September | 16:34

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by porpoise 04 September | 16:50

im in yur lipstick case, killin yur d00dz

posted by jason's_planet 04 September | 19:55

Prepare to make your time. Set us up the bomb.

posted by iconomy 04 September | 21:35

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