Check it out! It's a screensaver of little pictures of toasters -- that fly! So funny and crazy.

OMG this is so funny...

And hey, I just found out about this great website... It's called 'News for Nerds'. In fact, that's where I found out about the "All your base" site. You totally shouldn't miss it!

This is so funny! Dancing hampsters!

This is the best thing I have ever seen. Forward it to everyone you know!!

Bollocks!

Google who?

I Kiss You

OMG! Dancing Baby

Death Clock

It says I'm going to die on Sunday, November 20, 2039.
I'll be .. 70.
*sniffs*

That death clock sucks. I'm a "normal" non-smoker with a BMI of less than 25, not to mention female, and it says I'm only going to live to be 79.

Oolong!

Mr T Ate My Balls

These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Star Office 5 pre-Final release. I bet Microsoft are quaking in their boots..

That's the earliest slashdot article I could find.

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First Ever Banner Ad. Ever!!
sorry, dabitch

OMG! Frog in a blender!!!!

IM IN UR SITE, EATIN UR POSTS
posted by dflemingdotorg at 5:06 PM PST on August 29 [+] [!]

I'm embarassed by how funny I find this.

Lame-o and geeky, ok. And wickedly obscure, too.

Everquest! That huge and popular MMORPG. The game you loved to hate. And loved to bitch about. There was once a guide in the game who started a blog called "Bowl of Mice" under the name of Tweety which was basically her venting steam at some of the mind-numbingly stupid things people would do in-game. Thanks to the Wayback Machine, we can go to the archive of it. Tweety Rant. Note that a lot of the references are specific to EQ and can get a little bewildering, but the rants are fun to read. 'The Rant Heard Round The World: Try Being a Guide, You Nutless Assmuncher' was the one that she wrote and then got found out by Verant (EQ's makers) and was fired for not being nice. Tweety was then picked up by Mythic, creators of Dark Age of Camelot. The linky above will be slow due to the archiving.

Speaking of rant sites, Lum The Mad used to have a site called "The Rantings of Lum The Mad". When that went under, some enterprising souls created "SlowNewsDay", a site about pretty much the same thing. That site went into spectacular meltdown, but I have found an archive of the banners that were used on it. Gamers and general geeks may find 'em interesting.

Note for true geeks: I still have the article that was the "pulling of the reactor rods" that caused SND to tank out, if you're interested, though that is pretty lame, and I'm sure no one really remembers what I'm talking about. :P

Ana Voog ate my balls

Well, it's retro and it's definitely 20th Century.

I'm not sure it's what you're looking for, but . . .

Pointcast

Bert, Bert, Bert, what have you come to?

Oh, I liked that Death Clock one! I'm a non-smoker, female, but with a high BMI, and I'm supposed to live until 2059-when I'll be 93!!! I'll take it!

Anyone else having trouble compiling Mosaic under AIX? Guess it's back to Lynx for me.

Ah, got it running. Now to settle in for today's pick's from Mirsky's Worst of the Web.

Pick's? Ugh.

Forget FTP, Hobbes is now available via the Http protocol (kind of like gopher with pictures).

Or for those of you using windows, Stroud's has moved again.