I know what's wrong. You're not drunk enough. You have to be totally potted to work this thing. Here...

*zzzztfwoom*

See? Lights right up. WTF? Is that an ideogram of a bottle of Cisco?

crossposted: I was at that party. It was on the Bowery. Liz was friendly enough and Nick Denton bought me a beer, which he handed to me as I departed the mens room. I haven't seen him since and have only seen Liz Spiers once since. I met choire at one of the MeFi parties as well. He was a nice fellow. I don't recall any sexy scenes that night although there have been at other meetups, like that incident with the chicken....

(I actually have seen one or two makeout sessions erupt at mefi/cha get togethers and some people have coupled up afterwards, but discretion being the better part of valor, I'll leave it at that)