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27 August 2006

DILUTE! DILUTE! OK? OK!!!

→[More:]Endless, echo-chittering streams of free tailed bats milking tarantula venom. Freaky stoats. Educated ferns up the wazoo stupid cube time. I BEAT REVENGE OF DOH. Green glittering crepsulance strides the land.

If the baby's first word is locnar is it time to worry?

post by: loquacious at: 15:03 | 12 comments

I agree, except it's Wednesday.

posted by qvantamon 27 August | 15:12

huddled flatulence against supple cold leather. dinky fingers typing, typing, radiance.

worry.

posted by comments on the world as will 27 August | 15:27

*thinks loquacious has been gnawing on jimson weed again*

posted by mudpuppie 27 August | 15:46

All-One or None!
All-One or None!

posted by box 27 August | 15:48

did you beat "the revenge of doh" on one credit?

i managed to get to level 25 on one credit once. that game is hard!

posted by syntax 27 August | 16:09

Athlete's Foot: Soap, Dry, Apply Dry. OK!
DON'T DRINK SOAP! KEEP OUT OF EYE!

posted by iconomy 27 August | 16:17

It says "Lather. Rinse. Repeat."
So why does everybody stare at me when I'm still repeating "Lather. Rinse." after I go out?

posted by wendell 27 August | 16:49

Essene & Chinese birth controls must reduce birth or Easter Isle type overpopulation destroys God's Spaceship Earth! God's law prevents all conception below pH3. Therefore, Essene contracepted for 400 years with rosehips, pH2! So, absolute clean, apply vaseline, oil, butter or cream, insert teaspoonful juicy lemon pulp, pH2. O.K.! Next day, douche with qt. soapy water, pH8, restoring pH5 balance God made!

posted by mygothlaundry 27 August | 18:37

Love is like a willful bird, do you want it? It flies away! Yet, when you least expect its bliss, it turns around l it's here to stay!

posted by dg 27 August | 18:55

The Moral ABC! All One or None! Ok!

the man does make some great soaps

posted by Zack_Replica 27 August | 20:21

I just cracked a new quart of the classic peppermint castille. All One God Jesus Muhammad Buddah bless that crazy soapmaking bastard, it's clean, it's CRAZY clean. Seriously though, fucking DILUTE, DILUTE or avoid all 'sensitive' bits.

posted by Divine_Wino 27 August | 20:30

I use the Tea-Tree soap and also the Eucalyptus, which is really great in a hot shower to open your lungs and eyes first thing in the morning. Fortunately there's a health food store on the Drive that carries the huge jug of it so I can "CONSERVE...REFILL FROM GALLON OR DRUM AT STORE! OK!"

posted by Zack_Replica 27 August | 20:58

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