Thank God the cilantro crop was spared!

Too bad they couldn't have taken out cilantro instead.

*damn!*

Heard about this on BBC World Service yesterday, and am preparing for the pestocalypse by buying up all the basil I can get my hands on and making gallons of pesto for my own private stash. I will knock over old ladies in my quest if I have to, so look out!

Also, don't even think of breaking in and stealing my precious precious pesto--my cat may look like a suck, indeed may even act like one, but this is his camouflage. He will in fact shoot anyone who goes near my freezer with the lasers I had implanted in his yeys.

Yey lasers. Good thinkin'.

What a great headline. It sounds like the title of a Guided By Voices song.

In college my room mate had a blow-up on his door of his favorite Wall Street Journal headline: "Shriners Sue Jello for Frankenchrist". When asked why his answer was "You don't hear THAT everyday!", which was actually true.

The yey is a little-known part of cat anatomy, located directly in the eyes, btw.

BWahaha, mudpuppie that setup was great!

My new personal goal is to use "pestocalypse" at least once a day for the next week.

Ahh, I won't be short of Pesto for a long time 'cause Pesto is my cat.

Somebody reassure me, please — is the spaghetti crop safe?