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21 August 2006

Give me some rumors that I can start to spread. Please God I'm bored and grumpy and need to giggle.
cmonkey's cool bald head? It's a fake. Pass it on.
posted by jonmc 21 August | 10:59
"Antarctica" is a nail salon.
posted by me3dia 21 August | 11:06
jonmc and I are getting married in Vegas.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 August | 11:12
Kevin Federline posts on MetaFilter as Miguel Cardoso.
posted by JanetLand 21 August | 11:13
I'm carrying agropyron's child.
posted by TrishaLynn 21 August | 11:20
yes, trish, but in what?
posted by jonmc 21 August | 11:20
Miquel Cardoso posts on MySpace as Kevin Federline.
posted by box 21 August | 11:22
kmellis and Ethereal Bligh are one and the same person.

Oh, wait ...
posted by essexjan 21 August | 11:29
"taz" is really a male retired ex-cop living in Yonkers, NY.
posted by gaspode 21 August | 11:31
NASA is preparing to release a statement admitting that the moon landings were faked. You know the missing recordings of the first moon landing? Someone managed to "acquire" them and is now about to sell them to a major TV channel. These recording, however, also contain evidence that the landings were faked. NASA has been trying to get them back, but the negotiations failed. Trust me, it's all just a matter of days.
posted by Daniel Charms 21 August | 11:31
Remember how we said there were no hookups at Bunnystock? False!
posted by mike9322 21 August | 11:32
jonmc and I are getting married in Vegas.

I thought that was you and me, pink?
posted by Pips 21 August | 11:39
I'm a 33rd Degree Free Mason.

Oh, and yeah. I'm White!
posted by Joe Famous 21 August | 11:45
It was gonna be a surprise, pips!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 August | 11:45
Remember how we said there were no hookups at Bunnystock? False!

mike, I'm shocked. BoringPostcards is a handsome man, but he's taken.
posted by jonmc 21 August | 11:55
Remember how we said there were no hookups at Bunnystock? False!

I have heard more than one story...
posted by getoffmylawn 21 August | 11:58
There's no proof.
posted by mike9322 21 August | 12:07
He said he had video...
posted by getoffmylawn 21 August | 12:08
I have heard more than one story...

And I know who couldn't get it up, then cried.
posted by essexjan 21 August | 12:08
*gets popcorn, settles in*
posted by getoffmylawn 21 August | 12:09
Psst! One of the rumors here is TRUE! Pass it on!
posted by JanetLand 21 August | 12:32
My eyebrow's not the only thing I pierced. ; )
posted by Pips 21 August | 12:33
We know, Pips, there's a Flickr photoset about it.
posted by essexjan 21 August | 12:50
ej: yes, not for the faint-hearted...
posted by Pips 21 August | 12:54
LT votes republican.
posted by Pips 21 August | 12:56
I was at bunnystock. In disguise. I have photos of at least 3 hookups that took place there, which I will eventually sell on eBay if money gets tight. I will also be at the LV meetup, but you will not know who I am. I am able to effect these astounding transformations due to the alien blood I injected myself with in my basement laboratory during a lightning storm.

Also, I have heard from reliable sources that danostuporstar does, in fact, have an anus. My flying bunny spies are everywhere, doing my bidding. What I know about mike9322 would make even Courtney Love blush.
posted by elizard 21 August | 13:04
I am really a Cuban nun!
posted by sisterhavana 21 August | 13:07
Also, I have heard from reliable sources that danostuporstar does, in fact, have an anus.

It's true. She looked it up.
posted by jonmc 21 August | 13:08
What I know about mike9322 would make even Courtney Love blush.

I can corroborate this! With pictures, even!

Hey, a gal needs to make money somehow...

Er, that didn't turn out quite right.
posted by TrishaLynn 21 August | 14:21
How many times do I have to say it? She was just really mannish.
posted by mike9322 21 August | 14:24
And those gerbils were fake!
posted by mike9322 21 August | 14:31
I don't know how anyone with perfect teeth can be grumpy. how are the cat paws?
posted by chewatadistance 21 August | 15:11
"taz" is really a male retired ex-cop living in Yonkers, NY.
Well, there goes that fantasy.
posted by dg 21 August | 17:23
There will be a coup.
posted by seanyboy 21 August | 18:06
There will be a Metachat Marriage within two years of this date.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 21 August | 21:19
I'M A MUTANT FREEK || Flying dogs.

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