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21 August 2006
Give me some rumors that I can start to spread. Please God I'm bored and grumpy and need to giggle.
NASA is preparing to release a statement admitting that the moon landings were faked. You know the missing recordings of the first moon landing? Someone managed to "acquire" them and is now about to sell them to a major TV channel. These recording, however, also contain evidence that the landings were faked. NASA has been trying to get them back, but the negotiations failed. Trust me, it's all just a matter of days.
I was at bunnystock. In disguise. I have photos of at least 3 hookups that took place there, which I will eventually sell on eBay if money gets tight. I will also be at the LV meetup, but you will not know who I am. I am able to effect these astounding transformations due to the alien blood I injected myself with in my basement laboratory during a lightning storm.
Also, I have heard from reliable sources that danostuporstar does, in fact, have an anus. My flying bunny spies are everywhere, doing my bidding. What I know about mike9322 would make even Courtney Love blush.