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20 August 2006

I just invented a cool snack. →[More:] Take a roasted vegetable flavored ritz cracker, squirt a dab of honey mustard on it, cut a hunk of kosher salami and place on top, then cut a hunk of Cabot horseradish cheddar and place that on top, then Vlasic chopped hot peppers on top of that and eat. Mouth-punishing but tasty.

Today I've eaten that, plus a can of vienna sausage, some cracker jacks, coffee, pickled eggs and a lotta beer. Now I'm having some mauna loa snack mix to help my mouth recover. I also had a few crackers with limburger cheese spread. They were smelly but tasty.

post by: jonmc at: 17:14 | 15 comments

jon, you bring whole new meaning to the phrase "you're the shit."

posted by quonsar 20 August | 17:26

Would you at least follow that with a Centrum chaser?

(Somebody buy this man a Jack Lalane juicer, willya?)

posted by bunnyfire 20 August | 17:42

Time for some hors' doerves, and a cocktail.

posted by caddis 20 August | 17:43

Deja vu.

posted by mudpuppie 20 August | 17:49

thanks for reminding me - i need to place another cabot order.

horseradish cheddar is yummy.

posted by syntax 20 August | 18:08

For dessert, I just had my first Dulce De Leche Oreo. It's yummy.

posted by jonmc 20 August | 18:25

jonmc - have you ever been introduced to pork floss?

You should be able to buy it from Asian grocery stores in either a canister or plastic package. If they don't understand "pork floss," try "yuak sui" or "yuak soong" (sui is usually more cottony, while soong is crunchier).

Salteen with butter + yuk soong = teh yummy.

posted by porpoise 20 August | 18:26

That looks like pulled pork that they use in barbecue sandwiches, dude.

I've never ordered it under that name, but I'll keep an eye peeled.

posted by jonmc 20 August | 18:29

Pork floss? Oh god that's gross.

posted by orthogonality 20 August | 18:39

Jon can we have your records when you die?

posted by LarryC 20 August | 18:52

I will outlive all of youse. I will be standing there with a cold beer in my hand and tap ashes onto your casket, saying 'shame about LarryC, huh?'

mark my words.

posted by jonmc 20 August | 18:58

Dulce De Leche Oreo

The end times are near.

Seriously, though...since we've established that the Late Pestocene, the Sundried-Tomato Epoch, and the Late Chipotle Era have passed us by, I have to assume that we are into the Early Dulce De Leche Culinary Eon.

posted by Miko 20 August | 19:25

Mmm, mouth-punishing!

Pork floss - huh, didn't know it was called that. It reminds me of flavored shredded wool. Bleh. But maybe I tried the wrong brand.

posted by moonshine 21 August | 00:06

I hope you're in contact with the Micklers re: their next volume, Jon.

Oh, and can I have your dice when you record?

posted by rob511 21 August | 00:48

I seemed to have napped through this yesterday. I did, however, make us his and her salami/limburger spread/hot chopped peppers sandwiches later in the evening...

(it's good to keep downwind of us...)

posted by Pips 21 August | 09:49

← ...can't do a little cuz you can't do enough... || On the heels of JonMc's New Snack, here's Clone-A-Willy! →

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