Dick Cheney, more than almost any other person in my memory makes me wish I was a religious person, preferably Catholic, with a rock solid certainty of the existence of hell and the lake of fire and the eternity of horrific flayings and mutilations that await him there. As it is, even as an atheist, I cannot imagine that bloated vampire is of woman born, certainly he issued from some feculent oozing crack in the ocean floor, squeezed out of Hades like a sulphurous watermelon seed of purest malignancy.

^ I couldn't speak more accurately. What an evil archaic asshole.

Well, evil and asshole are pretty much dead on, but archaic?

But allegedly hung like a donkey.

I am so not clicking on that, jan.

Click it. You know you want to.