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14 August 2006

Snakes on an audience member... I would like to make a prediction: People will bring those fake rubber snakes to the movie to scare other patrons with. Some people will freak, others may get mad at the disturbance when a rubber snake hits them at 70 mph, spilling their $20 Diet Pepsi all over their SO's new hemp tunic. In at least one theater, someone will sneak in a real, live snake, which sadly, will not survive the night. Eventually, some moron will take it too far and crash a plane into the theater, ruining the fun for everyone else. In London, they will ban liquids in the theater.
Heh. You might be treated like a Cassandra but I believe you.
posted by alteredcarbon 14 August | 16:56
IRFH, I hadn't even thought of the possibility of auxilliary snakes in the motherfucking theatre. Now any chance I had of going to see the movie is gone.
posted by mudpuppie 14 August | 16:58
I'd like to go see the movie but I won't. I haven't went to see a movie since Return of the King.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 14 August | 17:25
There's a script in that there scenario.

Snakes II: At a theater near you. Literally.
posted by bunnyfire 14 August | 17:43
Now any chance I had of going to see the movie is gone.

Yeah. Like there ever was a possibility.
posted by Specklet 14 August | 17:52
I heard some teenagers talking about it just now.

Boy: "Listen, all you need to know is that it involves Samuel L. Jackson and snakes. The title writes itself."
Girl: "Why do you always do this to me?!" *exasperated sigh, stomps off*
posted by cmonkey 14 August | 17:55
Yeah. Like there ever was a possibility.

I think I've said this before -- I'd see it with hand-holding. But see, I could only do it while repeating "It's just a movie it's just a movie" over and over.

But IRFH went and fucked that all to hell, so....
posted by mudpuppie 14 August | 18:00
Sorry Pups! That's just the way I fuck.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 14 August | 18:04
It's Raining Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson?

I've made my opinion known.

They're ON NOTICE...
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posted by wendell 14 August | 18:29
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